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You can't always trust what you see. This is a parody account and is in no way affiliated with Blizzard... or whoever happens to be in my profile pic...

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@ClarkHELLSCREAM Perfection

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@RidiculousHat That was me.

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@WickedGood Speak for yourself.

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@SilentNickHS @ClarkHELLSCREAM YEESSSSSS

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@ZeddyHS Rogue is not a problem. Rogue has never been a problem. Rogue will never be a problem. It was all my fault!!

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@thest0mpa @ggstoneforge @Celestalon @SongbirdCora Not forever, but long enough. 😈

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@Celestalon I’m glad I got to participate before the dismantling of everything fun.

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@ZachODR Yes, yes. Astalor is a problem.

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@SongbirdCora How dare you! On the day of my nerf?! Repent fool!

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@ben_heathstone And they shall perish for it.

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@dawniedk You didn’t hit legend. Look closely at your list. I HIT LEGEND!

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@J_Alexander_HS They went searching in the wrong place. I shall bring ruin down upon all!

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@ZeddyHS Blasphemous!

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You haven’t seen the last of me!!!

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#NewProfilePic

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Guess who’s back! Turns out, if you disguise yourself as Elon Musk you get permanently suspended from the tweet machine. I’m too powerful to keep away forever! Just in time to enjoy the new #hearthstone expansion!!

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@J_Alexander_HS I’ll just buy Blizzard and make them free for everyone. That work for you? You can get your own groceries though. Fuck that noise.

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@ClarkHELLSCREAM @elonmusk This is unbelievable. I didn’t authorize this. @TwitterSupport get her back on the tweet machine RIGHT NOW!

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Now that I’ve bought Twitter my next step is to buy Blizzard and Hasbro. I can’t wait to abolish the Reserved List and unnerf every card in Hearthstone history. Take that world hunger!