Jibril Usman

Cynophile. Aspiring uninspired Humanitarian. WEEB! I identity as a white lesbian

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

Luis Enrique has won 13 of the 14 single-leg finals he’s managed 😤

Winning is what he does 🏆

[Othell Yarwyck @bigbrovar]

A whole DSS? Is this what we have reduced that institution to? Do they even have bandwidth for all these? So DSS now investigate car theft.. something that ordinarily should be the purview of the police.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

-Nigerian men
-Indian men
-Black American men

The three horsemen of internet tomfoolery, in no particular order.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The same country building this data centre is currently funding NGOs in Kilimani to tell you not to build an oil refinery in Lamu.

They think you have the intelligence of a rhesus monkey, and well, you have the opportunity to prove them right.

Whenever you wake up...

[Hanzo🐺 @TheEdmvnd_]

Easier for the person who’s less invested*

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

🇺🇸 Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are experiencing a mental health crisis, with some sailors trying to jump overboard, per The Guardian

The aircraft carrier has been deployed at sea for more than 250 consecutive days—over 9 months in total—without making land, due to the ongoing war with Iran.

Families of the 5000 sailors are raising the alarm, saying that conditions aboard are ‘hellish’, with almost daily attacks, dwindling supplies, and limited rations.

One spouse of a sailor said that her husband had texted her one day saying ‘he hopes he doesn’t wake up tomorrow’. Various suicide attempts have been thwarted, and U.S. CENTCOM commanders warn of an impending mutiny if conditions about the ship don’t change for the better.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Xavi 🤝 Xavi

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israel fed the CIA a fake Iranian assassination plot against Donald Trump to manipulate U.S. foreign policy and damage Trump's growing ties with Turkey, per WaPo.

Turkish officials believe the report was fabricated to derail Trump's Iran negotiations and block Turkey's F-35 acquisition.

The U.S. was played. Turkey was locked down. And Israel got what it wanted.

[jiggy @oakcliffjiggy]

Yall was killing my goat this whole World Cup and he was just trying to win it for his dying dad man fuck yall

[Hanzo🐺 @TheEdmvnd_]

This is why I love Nolan’s work

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

South Africa has given a $18.5 million repatriation bill to Nigeria, Ethiopia and Malawi for processing the evacuation of their citizens.

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

But why on earth did our law makers remove forgery as an electoral offense?

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

Just one day after Jeff Bezos criticized New York school spending

Zohran Mamdani announced that the city had recovered $9 million in unpaid fines from Amazon delivery trucks

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona have already made new verbal proposal to Manchester City for Rodri worth €60m with add-ons.

Man City insist on €80m valuation to sell Rodri, Barça remain confident to close.

Half way between €60m bid and €80m can be the solution, with add-ons key.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

PSG have reached an agreement with Barcelona to sign Ferran Torres in a deal worth $63M, per multiple reports.

The World Cup hero is on his way to the European champs 💫

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟡🔵 Romelu Lukaku to Fenerbahçe, here we go! Green light from Napoli as club to club agreement has been reached.

New bid revealed last night worth over €6m has been accepted, Lukaku has also agreed all terms.

Verbal agreement so far, paperwork to be checked today.

[SUPƎRIOR SHAGARI @Mshagy_]

The witcher 3

[AE @Ahmad_ElRufai]

It’s really unfortunate that our elections are reduced to this. Kai !

[Chibuike Ezeokoli @C__Ezeokoli]

Hmm. I just came across a user in a YouTube video comment section saying Al Jazeera was banned in Saudi, UAE, Egypt, Bahrain, and Jordan. Did a quick Google check and it's true—it's either banned or restricted by those countries and the Palestinian Authority and Pakistan. Why?

[Jibril Usman @Maestro_King]

Yes, this is news but not new news. People in northern Nigeria are badly affected by insecurity and have been since I first started following the news in 2009. The problem is how do you have a functioning government in a place overrun by insecurity? With active budgets??

[_Aisha🌹 @shoshu_umar]

In case no one is saying this, people in Northern Nigeria are being forced to flee their homes because of insecurity. 💔