Maestro-hol

Stunt Cock, magical hole and hedonist extraordinaire.
sassy, assy and occasionaly classy

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@FriendlyToysCo @FriendlyToys screw me (please)

[TWISTED BEAST @TwistedBeastUK]

🚨 TWISTED BEAST IS FULLY RESTOCKED 🚨

To celebrate, we're giving three of you the chance to win 5 bottles of Twisted Beast poppers - you choose the bottles! 🔥

To enter:
✅️ Follow us
✅️ Retweet this post

Winners announced 23:59pm Wednesday 29th. Good luck, sluts!

(Quick note to our US customers: We kicked USPS to the curb. Our new courier is delivering packages a lot faster and without any headaches.)

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@Weredog Y'all have an uncanny ability to start a sale the day after i buy something!

[Weredog @Weredog]

🍆 💥 🍆 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 🍆 💥

What would you do with £1000 to spend on Weredog toys? 🤔

As part of Pride month celebrations ahead of our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG - we know you like big 😉

Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter once on both platforms - doubling your chance of winning!

The competition ends in ONE WEEK on June 12th at 4PM (BST) when the two winners will be announced.

GOOD LUCK! 🍀

Terms & Conditions:

https://t.co/wJLh4P6IF5

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@roomorgue Very much depends on the name ... like if anyone starts yelling roo roo it probably just sounds like they're barking at you!

[Synthetic Sensations @SynthSenToys]

🚨 Lean Mean Yeen on the loose 🚨

Dark Violet is being discontinued on the 26th, so we're giving you one last chance to win her in a giveaway!

Just 👍, 🔂 and ➕to enter!

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@PinkHiveQueen I am camping out like people used to infront of curry's for new years day sales

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@FriendlyToysCo I would love a 32! ... and maybe a 36, its good to have hole goals!

[Friendly Toys 🇨🇦 @FriendlyToysCo]

Snuckle 24–28–32–36–40 drops Friday, 10AM PT.

We’re raffling 2 Snuckles here + 2 on Bluesky.
To enter: repost, like, follow & comment.

Winners drawn right before launch.

https://t.co/kZ4A9zz8Ct

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@oieffur20784 XL ... unless you have anything bigger laying around!

[Oieffur @oieffur20784]

The seal has heard your voice.
Repost this, leave your size in the comments.
Garrick will choose 3 travelers by hand,
and seal a blind box, delivered to your door.
The chosen shall be revealed on March 23rd.

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@AndrewFFoeniXXX You're going to be very limited by length significantly over 18 inches.

The only things that come to mind are crackstuffers DT60 - slightly narrower but 28 inches long. https://t.co/C8LYIeeokm

Or maybe square pegs 'long longneck' but it has a tip.https://t.co/lmCxuplbaL

[Naughty Fox® @NaughtyFox_Toys]

✨ THE BIG NAUGHTY GIVEAWAY ✨

Rules are super simple:

1. Give us a follow!
2. QRT this post with something Naughty (let your imagination go nuts, but keep it legal...)

🏆 The winner gets a $500 USD Naughty Fox Toys shopping spree!

📆 Draw happens on Friday March 27!

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@Ffsonic1 Foot long silicone, about as thick as my thumb. Ive tried bigger and textured but found the simplest to be most reliable.
Takes 60-90 minutes to do about 7 enemas to guarentee everything is clean - provided ive eaten right for the past couple days!

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

Can any UK or maybe EU people suggest where I can buy some XL cock pumping cylinders and maybe a cock and ball jar?

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@allforanna_ Is there anything wild subs could help you explore as a new experience?

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@JohnThomasToys I saw you can makes suggestions in the order note but it'd take forever to list all my JT toys and what sizes they are - if I remember the names!

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@JohnThomasToys I know you're thinking about ways you can improve customer experience - is there anyway in the future you could check customers past orders when picking bargain boxes?

I ordered one yesterday, but the last 2 times ive got copies of toys I already had.

[TWISTED BEAST @TwistedBeastUK]

🚨 Big Restock & Year of the Horse Giveaway 🚨

It's Year of the Horse.
We've just restocked.
We're giving away two horse dildos to celebrate.
It's not culturally insensitive, we just really like horses 👀

Retweet, follow & like to enter 🙌

We'll pick two winners at win at 23:59 8th March, giddy up!

[Maestro-hol @Maestro_hol]

@my_dad_says_bye I keep an eye on pretty much every manufacturer you'd want to get one from and never seen anything like that (sadly!)