John Oliver is sick of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." being played at U.S. naturalization ceremonies, so he created an alternative—with help from Will Ferrell.
“Pathfinder 2e is so genuinely refreshing. All of the things D&D feels afraid to lean into, it embraces. It allows players to piece together staggeringly weird, specialised characters bursting with flavour, and it's basically free.“
@VampireGhuleh Sometimes the world can seem cold & dark but there’s so much good here that goes overlooked because people often view kindness as a weakness.
It isn’t.
You do matter.
Things will be okay. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but one day. Or atleast that’s what I try to believe.
1. In the face of $20 million in anti-trans ads, Gov. Tim Walz just defended queer and trans youth at length on Glennon Doyle's podcast.
He includes medical rights, identity rights, and more.
It follows Kamala Harris' strong Fox News answer.
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ARTISTS: if you keep posting art here, do so only to drag followers to the other place. Post only cropped art (you can use this template), and don't type the other place's name or your post might be hidden.
https://t.co/342ideDY08
Oh no, my hand slipped and I accidentally provided a resource for all my artist friends on how to poison their art against this. How clumsy of me.
HELP WANTED: 2 IDIOTS (Hiring Multiple Candidates)
Are you naturally clueless and consistently causing chaos? Do you excel at making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated? Then we want YOU!
We’re looking for 2 Idiots to join our team. No experience needed (honestly, it’s better that way).
Responsibilities:
- Completely misunderstand basic instructions.
- Create confusion and disorder wherever possible.
- Provide comic relief at inappropriate times.
- Make questionable life choices on a regular basis.
Qualifications and Skills:
- Lack of Common Sense: You thrive in situations that leave others scratching their heads.
- Problem Creation: Expert at turning minor inconveniences into major catastrophes.
- Inconsistent Communication: Say things that make no sense or are completely irrelevant.
- No Attention to Detail : Forget about following directions — you can wing it!
- Time Mismanagement: Chronically late or early but never on time.
- Resilience: Ability to bounce back from failure…because it’s going to happen. A lot.
Perks:
- Lots of opportunities to say, “Oops.”
- No one will expect anything of you (because they know better).
Apply today and embrace your inner idiot!
Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.