John Maffeo 🍔

Staten Island Movie Critic | Devourer of Foods | Film Independent Member | Certified Spidey Boy |

[John Maffeo 🍔 @MaffManJones]

Me after watching the Lighthouse trailer.
Me after watching the TENET trailer.
Me after watching the 1917 trailer.

Me every moment of my damn life.

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I don't have the patience to fight for Odyssey tickets or any movie tickets ever, its truly stupid. I'll figure it out in mid-July when the movie comes out.

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Los Tacos #1 next to MSG must be the worst place to be right now for crowds (but the tacos are incredible).

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Selfishly liked seeing Colman Domingo take the spotlight in the Euphoria finale. I could watch him act against drying paint.

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@leonVSevildead @rsthilaire17 Unfortunately this would get me killed

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June gonna be a hot month!

[Bryan Sudfield @BryanSudfield]

June on @SomeLikeItReel:

6/1: BACKROOMS + TUNER
6/4: HACKS s5 + EUPHORIA s3
6/8: POWER BALLAD + MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
6/11: Steven Spielberg Auction Draft
6/15: DISCLOSURE DAY
6/18: Pixar Auction Draft
6/20: Tribeca 2026 Recap
6/22: TOY STORY 5
6/25: Seth Rogen Auction Draft
6/29: SUPERGIRL + JACKASS: BEST & LAST

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all aboard the SGA hate train, I’m joining in to hate on that flopping fish who is contributing to ruining the game I love (not the only one at fault but yeah)

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I LOVE BOOSTERS the kind of movie that could be 100% translated to 2D animation and I wouldn’t bat an eye. Insanely strong visual vision & always whacky.

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This always got my imagination going wild as a kid. It makes no sense architecturally but who cares 😆

[Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti]

The Schumaker Batman movies get a lot of shit but their version of Gotham is highkey the coolest comic book city put to screen

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I need someone to do a spoof ROCKY IV style with Rotta the Hut, because that’s what the internet was made for.

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I think it’s very funny to think about how a giant space slug found a way to become “jacked” with a six pack. How does a slug go about crunches?

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

Inde Navarrette behind the scenes of "Obsession"

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Inde Navarrette's performance in Obsession got me thinking of stringing crazy fucking words together like...

2020s equivalent of Linda Blair in The Exorcist

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Alex Caruso my goat (derogatory, lets go Spurs)

[fab @nolantenct]

hitting this pose after every minor inconvenience

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The movie started, make the guy next to him take out his phone & start making parlay bets on Draft Kings. Also let the several groups of 2-3 oblivious patrons in the theater 23 minutes after the movie started which is actually 53 minutes after scheduled showtime from trailers.

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I’m not listening to 3 Drake albums, don’t have time for all that…dude needs to walk away for a while.

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This scene alone makes Mortal Kombat II a better movie than its predecessor.

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Rewatched Mortal Kombat (2021)…all I’ll say is that I hope the sequel is better.

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Kinda wild I grew up 5 minutes away from Method Man for most my life and just had no idea until a few years ago. Staten Island things.

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Rewatched Mortal Kombat (2021)…all I’ll say is that I hope the sequel is better.

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Back in 1995, Mortal Kombat 1995 had the thought…what if scene, oppressively green?

“The only prescription, is more green gel sheets.”