Middletown Mafia

[Middletown Mafia @MafiaFFFL]

QB - Baker & Love
RB - Bijan, Gibbs, Kyren, Skattebo
WR - McConkey, Metcalf, Flowers, Waddle
TE - JFergy, Pitts

Loading up on offense 💥💪

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💥BREAKING NEWS 💥

TRADE ALERT🚨

@MafiaFFFL acquire Zay Flowers and Dylan Sampson from the @HighPointAbyss in return for Woody Marks, Marvin Mims, and Disco InFERNos 3rd round pick.

According to Mikey Lenino and sources

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🚨BREAKING 🚨

We have traded Brian Robinson Jr. to Disco inFERNo for a 3rd round pick!

No we are not the Commanders sorry for the scare!

@FiveFamDynasty

#FFFL

[Tom @tbrucato]

According to Donald Rumsfeld's former chief of staff, President Obama will announce at 10:30pm that Osama Bin Laden has been killed.

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BREAKING🚨

The Mafia bring in royalty! The Mafia select Jalen Royals (WR KC) 👑

#RollMaf #FFFL

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🚨BREAKING🚨

WHITE BOY SUMMER IS BACK! With the Mafias first selection in the FFFL 2025 rookie draft, we take the one man wrecking crew Cam Skattebo!

#RollMafia #FFFL

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@FiveFamDynasty @SicilyTuffnuts @SDThunderbirds @HighPointAbyss @betiberius @BrooktownFeet @CIWarriors @ra416 @JFWineLoft

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We paid that man!

Mafia and Bijan Robinson have agreed to a 2-year deal! The captain is ready to roll.

#RollMafia

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BREAKING:

The Middletown Mafia have agreed to a 1 year deal with Kyle Pitts. People in the front office firmly believe it is his year!

#FFFL #RollMaf

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@FiveFamDynasty @SicilyTuffnuts

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HEEEEEEEEEE’SSSSSS BAAAAACKKKKKK

Ladd McConkey and the Mafia have reached a 3 year extension!

#FootballSeason #LaddyDaddy #FFFL

[Five Families Dynasty League @FiveFamDynasty]

The season ends in week 14 when someone makes an offer they can’t refuse as our league wise guys @MafiaFFFL takes on 2024 runner up Mob Squad

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@FiveFamDynasty @CarolinaDoggs @SicilyTuffnuts @tbrucato I did want to know this

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@FiveFamDynasty

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Brought the boom this week! Highest scoring team of the week!

Bakers (3) Dozen 👨‍🍳 (36.7)
LOVE. FEAT. JORDAN. ❤️ (25)
Kyren in the club 😭(21.6)
To infinity and Bijan🚀 (27.3)
Oh Romeo 😍(17.4)
Pitts Happens🤣 (13.5)
Sir Roquan 🫡 (29)

Eyes set on the Pallions this week 😈

[Middletown Mafia @MafiaFFFL]

2025 first round pick. Apologies.

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Mafia acquire:
Cooper Kupp
Tyler Allgeier
2026 3rd round pick

High Point Abyss acquire:
Xavier Legette
2026 1st round pick

Source: me I made the trade #RollMafia

[Middletown Mafia @MafiaFFFL]

The Middletown Mafia have agreed to a trade with @HighPointAbyss to acquire Cooper Kupp. Details to follow shortly. (Per @charles_mule12 source)

#RollMafia

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The Middletown Mafia have agreed to a trade with @HighPointAbyss to acquire Cooper Kupp. Details to follow shortly. (Per @charles_mule12 source)

#RollMafia

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Mood. #RollMafia

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Many men… x2 #RollMafia

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BACK2BACK VICTORY TUESDAYS!

Chef Bakeyardee 👨🏽‍🍳 (36.35)
Love Bomb ❤️🍔 (40.05)
I was Kyren when I met you 🥲(20.4)
BRobbery 🚔 (20.3)
My dog keeps Wagner tail 🐕 (18)
Dirty and Dry Martini w/ extra Olave 🍸(16.7)
JFergalicious 🕺 (11.9)
I will walk 500 Myles 🏃‍♂️ (10)
Colts Win (6)