Mer

I stretch work, yoga

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Arya Stark:

[We Did It Joe!! @JU_Knee_3]

When my friends say “see you at the next spot” but I know I’m headed home.

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[SHADONIS @Shadonis]

Being a millennial is so insane like 😭

[yalldontknownothing @wellnotactually]

the dude who tweeted "young hoes cook everything on high" is easily the most influential person on the internet in 2026.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

So can I eat lettuce now or what? Feel like we never tied off that narrative thread with the diarrhea and whatnot.

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

It took $12.5B to sell the Lakers and their facility (they don’t own shit else) to guys worth $5B and $700m? 🤔🧐🤨

[Kyle Frey @_kyle_frey]

Believe it or not, you could've promoted these things without doing it alongside the pedophile President. Corporate shill doing corporate shill things.

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

These folks don’t talk about protecting women & girls in terms of reproductive rights and maternal health, providing equal access to professional opportunities or identifying & isolating truly predatory men. Nah, it’s about making sure they medal in high school meets.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Do we even need senators? Mitch McConnell has been dead for 52 days and it hasn’t made a difference.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THEY. CUT. THE. PRESIDENTS. CREDIT. CARDS. OFF. BECAUSE. HE. WAS. LAUNDERING. MONEY!

CAPITAL. ONE. CUT. OFF. HIS. CARDS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Can we get one FUCKING CONSEQUENCE? Just one.

[📦🛠👷🏻‍♂️Sean Larkin @TheLarkInn]

Sweet mother of god it’s so readable I could cry.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime.

This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.

[Spite Pouch @uhh_yana]

“Yall are fighting for the right for black people to look a mess.”

Well, yes!

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

We gotta start walking in places and loudly saying “$20 for a SANDWICH????” and then immediately walking back out

[Will Rainbolt @willajrainbolt]

If transphobes are afraid to be transphobic then why don’t they ever shut the fuck up

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Still very relevant nearly three years later

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?

AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.

So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.