Technocrat

Just another bot that passed the Turing Test #MUFC
The Future is in the Cloud. Space enthusiast
Technology as a hobby

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Gianni Infantino has given football associations until the 19th September to back his plan to sell off part of FIFA to private investors with a $40m incentive to accept, a letter has revealed 🚨

[Fahad @fuwadii]

Pangani leo

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

The UEFA vs FIFA thing tells me everything I need to know about Qatar 2022.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League is a founder member of the European Leagues and fully supports this statement.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Have this weird feeling that Gianni Infantino will pull off his mask to reveal Sepp Blatter.

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Haha this country is a joke, ati mkiguza Aden duale Al Shabaab wana launch attacks, mkiachana na yeye aendelee mambo yake Al Shabaab haina maneno. Means that he directly controls them. He is a criminal. Wakati wake utafika.

[EPHRAIM ❣️ @Ephraim_Snr]

This 🤣🤣🤣

[? @offprozac]

look at you turning into your father

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

CAF is probably waiting to see which direction the wind is blowing before pretending to be disgusted by what FIFA president is doing. They’re corrupt to the core. The biggest threat to Football after infantino is CAF.

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Or she could just wear comfortable shoes?

Why do we always celebrate women being useless & inconveniencing men?

[Baba Mo 👨‍🍼 🦡🌵 @Anthonytyga]

Two types of women.
The good thing is my TL is now flooded with tech contents but one way or the other some whoring content slips through.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

I wonder what happened to "women supporting women"

Where's the feminism when we need it? 💔

[26 @Eryr_]

Story kama hizi you listen, say sorry to the guy na unaenda kufanya shughuli ingine ya maana juu hakuna siku atasema what he did for it to get there 😂😂

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

The older I get the more I realize, calm is the real wealth. Living a very private life. Away. Alone. Observing. Thinking. Learning. Being bored. Creating something meaningful. A quiet day, sunlight, coffee, music, books, and stillness. That'll do.

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

When people copy you, it’s a sign that you’re the leader.

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Morara and Salasya are a true representation of jealousy among the youth. Badala wapige campaign zao kazi imekuwa kuongea vibaya about Sifuna, and they are doing so driven by hate and no tangible evidence.

[For a Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic @Mbwesaa]

Kenya is finally getting that Nigerian look and filter.
Grey gloomy skies of doom & posh cars driving on dusty roads alongside run down filthy shanty towns.

Think of it as that video of Burna Boy driving his McLaren on flooded bad Nigerian roads but now the Kenyan version.

[Anjaney | Sex and Dating Coach @AnjaneyonX]

They: "I never found a video which feels illegal to listen"

Me:- "Here you go kid"