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Just a place to share some inappropriate thoughts

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Hey ladies,
I once sung the whole '99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall' song

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- "How are kids having one night stands these days with the bars not being open?"
- "They were swiping left and right long before the bars were shut down"

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#Parents when #Elvis was new - "That is #offensive!"
#Boomers - "these #snowflakes are offended by everything"
Me to my friends - "hey you cumbersome bundle of sticks"

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#SandraBullock seems like the type of #lady that would return your #hoodie

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Except a half decent #HandJob

#Obama @MichelleObama #WomensDay

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Everyone gives @TheSimpsons credit for predicting the future... but @DCComics... @DCBatman Chris Nolan trilogy... #LeagueOfShadows is creating full blown chaos

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#Pooping pre-shower is #underrated

@billburr

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#Christmas in your 30s is about hitting on all the new divorcees that you had crushes on in high-school that are back in town for the #holidays

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@bertkreischer As a Canadian Kid... I gotta say Bubs buds. Sorry eh. Stick to the shirtless circus Beart Krusher

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#2020 is so #fucked... #antivaxxers and #2ndAmendment supporters are on the same page.

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Quit telling people to do their own research. How do you think we ended up with #Flatearthers?

#C19 #COVID19 #SeaOneNiner #CoronaVirusUpdates

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If @starwars #fans can't get Kathleen Kennedy fired... how do random Twitterers expect to get the bad ass @ginacarano fired?

#StarWars #GetGinaCaranoFired #NiceTryTwitterTwats #ThisIsTheWay #Mandalorian

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@thepunkrockmba I want to hear about bands like Chimaira, Shadowsfall, God Forbid

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Everyone giving #JoeBiden shit for being a #pedophile ... but like fuck. He's 100 years older than everyone else on earth. No matter who he smells they're too young for him.

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@NHL @Canucks Top 5 @Canucks all time
#Rypein
#Linden
#Mclean
#Glass
#Gino

Honorables to:
#Bure #Jovanovski #Ohlund @ShaneOBrien55
#Hordichuck

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@billburr as a hunter... I agree. I harvest carrots and kill animals.

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@Canucks

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As a die hard @Canucks fan... inwould like to apologize on mbehalf of myself to @GoldenKnights for the high stick by Edler on Stetcher

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Hey @NHL can you tell the officials to start @Rous_ant with a misconduct to just get it out of the way instead of waiting until the 3rd period of the next @Canucks game?

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Day 1 of Tinfoil Toffoli
@BatchHockey @CoreyHirsch @Canucks @TylerToffoli #TinfoilToffoli