Excuse Me Mag

Stories, art, & angst for the disaffected & easily unimpressed.
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@StoniAstley Zero.

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@danbrennan73 The more people think critically, the less they agree with Joe Rogan.

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Your story is not good for us. Please send it to The Sun.

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@GabrielHart77 I think "coming clean" and attempting to humanize himself is a is a big mistake. Aloof pariah is a much more fitting public image.

[Juliet Cook @nonvanilla]

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Adam Ant vs. Bruce Dern in WORLD GONE WILD (1988)

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Hey if you're a reviewer and would like an ARC lemme know and I will do whatever black magic I gotta do to get you one.

[Anna Biller @missannabiller]

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@jdalewrites This all makes sense. Thank you. I'm sick of them, too, now, in solidarity.

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@jdalewrites You're probably paying closer attention than I am, but I'm interested if you want to share.

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So is this guy the Pip Boy, or just Fallout Boy?

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@Pteratorn @Pteratorn Thanks!!!

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It's spring, and this year

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@DrSpooky_ER Going with 3.

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Sometimes subjectivity is the only choice:

"We're going to pass because the editor (me) doesn't share your characters' opinions about Neil Young being interesting or vaginas being terrifying."