The Helmsman

Charlie Kirk, Ella Cook

[The Helmsman @MagaHelmsman]

@DrewPavlou Libtards be like “sic semprer tyrannis” nigga you’re the tyrannis we’re supposed to be sic sempering

[Nonstop Winning 🇺🇸 John Rose @RealJohnRose]

“I literally can’t tell the difference between this and a Pakistani stabbing my daughter”

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

I sincerely apologize that it’s not morbidly obese black trans women twerking or whatever bullshit Kamala would’ve done.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I thought I heard faint screams coming from my sock drawer the other night

[The Helmsman @MagaHelmsman]

@qingchao1917 Oh wow

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

I think about this line a lot

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

It’s so amazing how literally every single left wing instinct and policy is just universally wrong and bad

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Elon could literally solve homelessness tomorrow.

All he needs to do is sell his stake in the companies he created from the ground up, crashing the price and evaporating his wealth as well as the savings and pensions of workers globally.. handing the control of these companies over to short term profit interests and preventing any long term vision from being enacted..

THEN take whatever money that remains which will be nowhere near 1tn and give it to homeless charities who have never solved homelessness anywhere on earth because they’re financially incentivised to do the opposite.

Bam - homelessness solved.

The reason he doesn’t do any of this is because he’s evil.

[The Helmsman @MagaHelmsman]

Happy birthday Mr President

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[The Helmsman @MagaHelmsman]

@Szybwtyk “Infantry equipment” isn’t guns per se but munitions, mortars, hand held anti tank, etc. Yes paradox does nerf the allies arbitrarily but if you have to larp like me then just consider it like that.

[Tabris @RBCtabris]

sensitive young man eating his goyslop when suddenly attacked by evil foid:

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@yvltopshoota You’re about to be introduced to a statistical concept you won’t understand

[The Helmsman @MagaHelmsman]

@Heccles94 Would you mind looking up the etymology of “thug” for me Harry

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[The Helmsman @MagaHelmsman]

@NancyMace Who’s going to take the title of best tits in congress now?

[The Helmsman @MagaHelmsman]

@JohnCornyn All you had to do was pass a simple bill