Maggie Mullen

was a blonde before Matt Hack

[Maggie Mullen @Magadelic17]

when he only talks to u on snapchat chat

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[on appeal for legal reasons @Erikaslit]

Thank you Los Angeles for vindicating Lauren Conrad once again. Fuck Spencer Pratt.

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

We used to be a proper country

[bria celest @55mmbae]

All the sexy ppl dying and the ugliest mf in the country alive? This is sick

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

you really have to channel your inner Charlotte York and be delusional as hell

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

a Charlie Kirk fan stalked these teenage girls for months, did livestreams where he harassed them, and murdered them after one of them said something critical of Charlie Kirk.

This should be headline news. It’s a horrific tragedy.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

we can’t make fun of the french anymore. at least they burn shit. americans are asking chatgpt what is fire ow ow ow grok why it hot

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

You know who else was a much-persecuted Carpenter

[sabunny @mama_moons]

inventor of pink lemonade: yes exactly the same but cute and for the girls

[nish @aqusthv]

and im supposed to cancel sabrina for a satirical album artwork?

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro

[temple runner @misscalcula]

JD Vance do you want to meet my best friend’s boyfriend

[yeetzula the mic rula @yeetusfbaby]

When they were born you were twice their age you sick fuck

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

white boy STUNS girlfriend with 4:15pm VALENTINE'S day dinner RESERVATION