Texas is now under Selena Law.
You will baila esta cumbia at the HEB
(all grocery stores will be now be HEB)
People will be treated como la flor (con tanto amor)
Children will study fotos y recuerdos of actual history
Make sure your car gets that carcacha sticker
A reminder that the 1994 live-action Flintstones movie literally built a massive, full scale Bedrock city out of real stone and fiberglass in a desert quarry instead of using CGI.
CBS has been forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed Peanuts song on air during his last episode.
The owner of the rights to Peanuts has donated the fee to José Andrés' charity, World Central Kitchen.
“God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man.
Woman inherits the earth.”
Jurassic Park (1993)
“Deus abençoe a América: Chile, Argentina, Uruguai, Paraguai, Bolívia, Peru, Equador, Brasil, Colômbia, Venezuela, Guiana, Panamá, Costa Rica, Nicarágua, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, México, Cuba, República Dominicana, Jamaica, Haiti, Estados Unidos, Canadá, Porto Rico.
Seguimos aqui.”
- Bad Bunny, na festa mais estadunidense possível, lembrando que a América é muito maior que esse paíseco.