Matthew Shelley

"There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self."
~ Aldous Huxley

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

This gif best represents my opinion of the human race.

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

This gives hitting the sauce a whole new meaning...

[Delish @Delish]

A Tennessee interstate was drowned in Alfredo sauce earlier this week when a tractor trailer hit a retaining wall, flinging cases of Alfredo sauce across several lanes of traffic. https://t.co/1N56y4K0JF

[Delish @Delish]

A Tennessee interstate was drowned in Alfredo sauce earlier this week when a tractor trailer hit a retaining wall, flinging cases of Alfredo sauce across several lanes of traffic. https://t.co/1N56y4K0JF

[ABetterABK 💙 ABK Workers Alliance @ABetterABK]

Today hundreds of ABK employees across the US are walking out to demand an end to gender inequity. With hostile legislation against reproductive rights and the LGBTQ+ community, we believe it's important to act now to create a safe workplace for marginalized workers.

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

Everyone else: *having fun with a good meme*
EA:

[Electronic Arts @EA]

They’re a 10 but they only like playing single-player games

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

@ClementJ64 Imma hold ya to that. But seriously, looking forward to it:)

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

@RerezTV Hey you guys should check out Limbo of the Lost for your next Just Bad Games review. In addition to being terrible, its developers also plagiarized shit from a ton of games you'll likely recognize.

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

FUCK. THIS. TROPHY. #PS4share https://t.co/xd9TZqrS6r

[SaikyoStyle @SaikyoStyle]

#chronocross got announced, time to post the greatest meme about the game

[RPG Site @RPGSite]

Square Enix announces Chrono Cross: The Radical Dreamers Edition remaster, launching on April 7: https://t.co/ILIhXwBHYS

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

Me on my days off:

[TeamFourStar @teamfourstar]

With NFTs being one of the hottest trends of the screaming 20s, some of you have asked us, "TeamFourStar, would YOU ever make an NFT?"

WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE:

No.

[Matthew Shelley @Magamermage]

Definitely hope this trend continues. This broken system won't change unless we force them to change it, even if it's by doing the bare minimum and just staying at home.

[Financial Times @FinancialTimes]

Are you thinking about quitting your job? Millions of Americans have — some of them for good. Find out what’s behind the trend and what it could mean for the labour market, as well as for non-workers 👇 https://t.co/Sz8lFdKLlm

[joshscorcher @joshscorcher]

...one week. Couldn't even make one WEEK into 2022 without something making a guaranteed spot on the yearly fails list.