Mags

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[Dr. Simone Gold @drsimonegold]

BREAKING: The FDA has admitted that the COVID-19 experimental “vaccine” is linked to blood clotting.

We were right.

[Sydney Wallace @SydneySarah1]

Waited in line for @taylorswift13 tickets for 8 hours today. And @SeatGeek charged me 14+ times for tickets I was never able to purchase. So now my bank accounts (happened on multiple cards) are frozen, I’m broke, it overdrafted my accounts, and I did NOT get tickets 😭😭

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

A little kindness goes a long ways

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Morning sickness at 37 weeks pregnant should be illegal

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

You know when you get a new car, you start seeing that car all over the place? Yeah we’ll the same goes for pregnant people too apparently 🤣

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

@toddalex6 25😏

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Adulting as a 23 and 24 yo is apparently house searching while buying Dino nuggets and Mac n cheese at Target for dinner.. 😂😂

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Tried on a bikini at target the other day….. let’s just say this baby mama will be rocking a one piece this summer 💀💀💀

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Being pregnant has truly weakened my stomach…. Luka just threw up and of course I just had to throw up too 🙄🙄

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Honestly Nate and Cassie deserve to be together… they are the most psychotic people I swear 😂😂😂 #euphoriarant

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

This season of euphoria sucks 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Are high school reunions even a thing anymore with this generation?

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

You know it’s shift 3/3 when you try to change the song in your car by turning on your turn signal 🤣🤣

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

@toddalex6 True ☹️

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Trying real hard not to be sad that I can’t decorate for Christmas this year because we’re moving 2 days before it😭😭😭😭

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Magannn #venmome

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out a terrifying $10,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle—if you dare. 😈 We might send you $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe

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[Mags @MaganAlexander]

I must’ve looked like a sleep deprived zombie this morning because I asked for a hot chocolate at Starbucks and instead she gave me a white mocha

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Me, trying to buy alcohol at 8am on a Sunday after a long shift forgetting that Kansas is stupid and doesn’t sell alcohol on Sunday’s before noon. How unfortunate.

[Mags @MaganAlexander]

Patrick trying to desensitize me to scary movies because it’s spooky month is quite possibly the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣