Maggie Sedai

Of the Green Ajah

[Del Rey Books @DelReyBooks]

Get ready to bring the cozy charm of #StardewValley to life with this official book of 25 whimsical crochet patterns!

THE OFFICIAL STARDEW VALLEY CROCHET BOOK by @ConcernedApe, Ryan Novak, and Megan Lapp (Crafty Intentions) is coming January 2027 and available for preorder now.

[Maggie Sedai @Magdalitena]

@Zepp1978

[Joe Abercrombie @LordGrimdark]

You don't have to be an invisible elf to pick my pocket this week, because for the next few days the Devils shall be retailing at $2.99 on most US e-book platforms.

[Maggie Sedai @Magdalitena]

@RCahillAuthor @tbbpublishing @BrandSanderson @binding_broken Badass!

[Maggie Sedai @Magdalitena]

@Zepp1978 That is a letdown, for real. Hopefully, Aster gets back to his horror roots. He is a brilliant horror storyteller.

[Maggie Sedai @Magdalitena]

@Zepp1978 @lsn1derland Same! It scared the shit outta me.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

another incredible coincidence!!

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

A federal judge just ruled that videos of DOGE staffers must stay up — and they are devastating.

Under oath, they couldn't define DEI. They admitted they never reduced the deficit. And they wiped out $100 million in humanities grants — including a Holocaust documentary — using ChatGPT.

The regime tried to bury this. It didn't work.
https://t.co/fWMDX4EeEb

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

Ken Paxton's impeachment trial revealed he used his office to help a developer under FBI investigation, who in return hired Paxton's mistress & set up a fake Uber account named "Dave P" so Paxton could sneak to her apartment. Rich that a "family values" group would promote him.

[Maggie Sedai @Magdalitena]

@Zepp1978 Oh no!

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

These two can be married in 1.7

[Maggie Sedai @Magdalitena]

@Zepp1978 We have to pay HOA $230 every quarter for only 2 green areas. We don't even have a pool or playground area. It's such a ripoff!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

IMAGINE WATCHING A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL BY TWO AMERICAN ICONS WHO ARE CHILDREN OF IMMIGRANTS, AND STILL FINDING A WAY TO BE ADOLF DRACULA ABOUT IT.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Just dropping by to let y’all know we’re the only team in the NHL to have five players with 30+ points this season 🌟

[PBS News @NewsHour]

The Trump administration says it plans to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research, the nation’s premier atmospheric science center. It was founded in 1960 and has facilitated generations of breakthroughs in climate and weather science https://t.co/7rl1NJ5HWn

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

An educated populace is a threat to power.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Jennifer Welch just torched the lie in one breath:

“The GOP trained people to hate anyone who needs help, while billionaires loot the country and call themselves job creators. The real parasites aren’t the poor. They’re the billionaires.”

That’s the scam. Exposed.

[James Islington @IslingtonJames]

Final update for the year! Not a wild amount of progress (unsurprisingly) over the past three months, but everything's still in a good place and on track going into 2026:

https://t.co/CDk0DkPgEa

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

HEY DUMBURGER. IF YOU FINISHED 2ND GRADE YOU’D KNOW YOU CAN'T LOWER BY 600%. MAX IS 100%. I.E. YOUR APPROVAL DROPPED BY 100%. YOUR CANKLES GREW BY 100%. YOU'RE 100% IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. YOUR SPEECH WAS 100% LOCO. YOU'RE 100% SCUMMIER & DUMBER THAN ME. --GCN (C IS FOR CALCULUS.)