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[Magpie @Magdasaur]

@XxMurderBabexX @Da_Franchise @DoorDash Weird ass bum

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

@juliethardt It’s thrush

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

Ugly ass couples always talm bout we opening the relationship… please keep that shit closed for the love of God . 😩

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

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[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

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[Magpie @Magdasaur]

If I were a dog ik I’d get euthanized 💀

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

Burrr ❄️❄️

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

Only bad art is the art never created

[Bierrocal @abelitomixx]

Yo dándole like a todos los tuits que mencionan al pirata de Culiacán

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

I stay calling people “twin” knowing damn well I’m built like the undertaker 💀💀

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

You don’t realize how out of shape you are until you go on a hike .

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

Like I heard you knock the first time I’m taking care of business 💀💀

[Magpie @Magdasaur]

Mfs be impatient asl waiting for the Albertsons bathroom

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

A husband on Grindr

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

They murked a white woman shit finna change now

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

The great Rape riots of 2024