Caesar Dressing

Forget but never forgive

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You have no excuse for not answering your phone if you have an Apple Watch.

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Thank you for being a friend

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@TMZ Fuck you

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@UberFacts Spyro

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@AOC McDonald’s Danish workforce

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A grave mistake that will only make things worse

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It’s “Capitol” not “Capital”

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We need more Cubans in Georgia

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It’s weird to think that a 2-year-old dog can be a grandparent.

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@CoriBush Like trying to defund the police in the most murderous city in America?

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I despise Cardi B.

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If you’re a pollster, quit your job and learn something useful.

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I remember hearing about him a few years ago. Sad day

[U.S. Naval Institute @NavalInstitute]

#RIP Lyon G. Tyler Jr. who passed away last week at the age of 95. He was the grandson of John Tyler, the tenth President of the United States who died in 1862. Lyon served in the Pacific as a Naval officer during WWII and later joined the Naval Intelligence Reserves.

[Caesar Dressing @MageeWilliamJ]

I can’t wait to hear the Kidz Bop version of WAP.

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@TomJChicago You’re thinking of Joe Biden. (Also, Trump was waiting for Melania. Watch the full video. https://t.co/VZQjlftdim.)

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This man is 100% right. I have been saying this for years. “Boneless wings” are not wings. They’re just chicken nuggets drenched in sauce.

[NBC10 Philadelphia @NBCPhiladelphia]

🐔 Ander Christensen, a Nebraska resident, made a passionate plea to the Lincoln City Council to rename boneless chicken wings because they are not in fact wings from a chicken. WATCH -->> https://t.co/p9GWTgMiDO

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@dunkindonuts Oats do not lactate!

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Bee Movie 2 is the remedy we need for 2020

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@80srockjess By that reasoning, only white professors should teach courses on Western Civilization and European History

[Caesar Dressing @MageeWilliamJ]

ATTENTION BOOMERS: Stop saying “millennials” when referring to all young people. The youngest millennials are old enough to run for Congress, and the oldest are in their 40’s. If you must complain about all younger generations, use the more inclusive “Whippersnapper.”