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[Magen @Magenwisdom]

He peed….

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Why does he look like he is on undercover boss?

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Your eye to tooth ratio is way off.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

I’m going to get nose cancer from selling farts.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Keep your weird monkey butthole virus to yourself.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Dangle spoot

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

How much for the boob

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Did you hear the little squeak at the end.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Hot dog and an extra large Diet Coke.

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[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Why does your mask have a camel toe?

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Sitting in bed watching these big ass dudes slapping each other.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Go die in a flame of Tofu.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

No spiders in the bungy.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

What if the first auctioneer had a stutter.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Congratulations Nathan, you’re a cyborg female.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

I need help with my ear zit.

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

Eat a butt and get e-coli

[Magen @Magenwisdom]

You’re so full of Poo I’m surprise it’s not coming out your mouth