Ethan_Magg

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

Took a shit so dense when it plopped the water splashed so hard it came up to my back porch like a bidet and completely cleansed me

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

Fart around the horse girls so I can get some fresh air

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

That's how royally fucked I am

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

I am sat down at a table. I don't know where I am or who these men are. They force-feed me plate after plate of Thai food. A few hours later, I'm still in the room, but now I am shitting everywhere. Hot diarrhea comes out like a faucet. It's been minutes of continuous drainage.

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

My body is incinerating, but I am cold. Why is this happening to me? What did I do? The Queen has the answers, but she'll never tell. The brass bull thrashes and flogs, for it knows it's wickedness has been bested by the barbarous persecution the Queen has levied upon me.

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

@shernoel__ Don't all artists have those two phases they cycle through on repeat where one is "my art sucks" and "nevermind it's aight"

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

"Hey, look at that big cat! Hah, there's no cat, I'm just lion!"

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

@badideas_abound Bro people back then built different boss

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

@badideas_abound Everything I know about politics comes from PragerU ads

[Ethan_Magg @MaggEthan]

@ay_ay_aylxis @badideas_abound I will have to disagree, energy drinks are just rebranded pop