Maggie Cook

Speak your mind. Even if your voice shakes. -RBG

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

“He doesn’t even find her attractive” bitch if he finds you attractive he finds hotter bitches than you attractive. Idc

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“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”

me in my 20s:

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

Forget bath and bodywork’s my BACK AND BODY HURT.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

“What are your hobbies?” Uhhhhh does anxiety count as a hobby?

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

Wow it does hurt more the second time.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

I would give anything to make this feeling go away.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

This might not be the healthiest advice but if you’re having a bad day- go get 3 cookies from McDonald’s then reevaluate.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

Be honest, did you have a vomit popcorn bowl or not.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

I’ve been taking selfies in the parking lot of one of my residents appointments…. There’s a lady in the car directly in front of me 😅😅😂

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

My fav thing is watching people in my small town post about “deceptive thc Halloween candy” ma’am no one is giving out handfuls of edibles for free.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

Is there something going on with the moon because my ex sent me a friend request on Facebook

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

My dad just had to call the grocery store to tell them he potentially sat down a pack of ribs somewhere because he got home and he can’t find them and they weren’t rang up 😂😂

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

You’re a weirdo if you make your kid a social media as a baby.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

I had some girl I know as an acquaintance make the comment “i just know who your best friends are” ma’am plural makes it sound like there are a lot of people who enjoy my company. 😂😂😂😂 I’m glad everyone is under the impression I’m doing well socially

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

Congratulations Oklahoma we’re 50th in education. #Education

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

Y’all posting 300 photos of your kids and making them social media before they can talk is really helping the pedophiles… and doing nothing for your kids but putting them in danger.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

I’ll eat coleslaw before I’ll write a cover letter on a job application.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

Strangers will borrow your stuff and treat it better than friends and that’s a fact.

[Maggie Cook @MaggieCook35]

It’s weird y’all get tired of hearing about science but you can talk about your baby momma/ daddy for hours.