Maggie Gorham

💚 she/her/hers

[Maggie Gorham @MaggieGorham]

@peteenns I can be your Marvel PhD program

[zellie @zellieimani]

We said cancel student debt not bomb Syria.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

sick of characters taking off their glasses when shit gets real. that’s when you want your glasses the most

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My ears trying to hold my two masks, glasses, air pods and cute earrings

[Maggie Gorham @MaggieGorham]

One of my younger clients asked me what an iPod was. We both learned something-he learned about iPods and I learned I can silently cry on camera while looking happy

[link @SlLENTPRINCESS]

carrie fisher at the The Force Awakens premiere (2015)

[ali @alirichthem]

i am once again asking if he had it comin’

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

For those of you who have been inspired by our love story please know that Abby just tricked me into coming to the dentist so I hope you enjoyed our love while it lasted

[Maggie Gorham @MaggieGorham]

@jonzella Here to help clarify your annoyances

[Maggie Gorham @MaggieGorham]

@jonzella 100% positive you’ve given me the same response

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Dear all media, you have been prepping for this for 4 years. Do not give an Authoritarian the oxygen he needs to spread his lies and gaslighting.

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

[watching lord of the rings]

no one:

me: ok but did you know Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe filming this scene

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

God, I love the first night of Election Week. So festive. We broke out the traditional stress ball garlands and I’m going to carve the Xanax in about 20 minutes.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Donald Trump’s premature claims of victory are illegitimate, dangerous, and authoritarian.

Count the votes. Respect the results.

[Philadelphia DAO @philadao]

Members of our Election Task Force have investigated this allegation. This polling place is located in an interior room and the sign in question is further than 10 feet from it. This tweet is deliberately deceptive. #PhillyVotes #Election2020

[Maggie Gorham @MaggieGorham]

Me to me most days during the semester

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Why are you the way that you are?

[Maggie Gorham @MaggieGorham]

@jonzella @ConstantinSuz It’s true. It was the second thing out of a stranger’s mouth to him after “hello”.