My wife called and asked me to get the chicken thighs out of the freezer. I told her we don’t have any chicken thighs in the freezer so she said she’d check when she gets home- your thoughts and prayers are appreciated
My amazing wife took me away for my 40th birthday, the holiday house was amazing and looking forward to some peace and relaxing. I walked into the next room, and my entire family was there. Instead of being delighted, I very audibly said "for fuck's sake"
@DudespostingWs Imagine your daughter's cooking skills being so respected that she gets to go on national TV to compete against other world-class chefs, and not only do you get to watch her compete, she dashes to you for help because you'll always be her dad.
W.