Adaptive Heart

•Expectations are the death of happiness • Perfectionism is the axe • People think and feel safe in the shallows- but I’ve always preferred to swim •

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

Life is funny. It can go from being the worst year of your life to the fucking best in a matter of months.

If that isn’t motivation to keep your chin up during the dark chapters, then I don’t know what is.

#Happiness #Grateful

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

So Twitterverse, yesterday I got engaged to the love of my life. I start my new job at Key Bank Monday. It’s summertime. Life is good ❤️🎉

[Shower Thoughts 🚿 @ShowerB0T]

muffins spelt backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven #Showerthoughts

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

He’s the absolute best. My heart can’t take how much I love him 🙈♥️

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

@TheRealEmShadyy I’ve had the same kind of year so my heart aches for you. Whatever you’re going through, I’m here if you need to talk. I know it’s hard now but you will come out the other side. Praying for you.

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

70+ hr work weeks are going to be the end of me. Coming home to my boyfriend though is perfection. Seriously so grateful for that man. He keeps me sane.

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me for a cigarette walking downtown Cle I think I’d have exactly $10 every day 🤣

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

*Drinks a ton of beer*

*Eats a whole bag of Doritos*

*Smokes so many cigarettes my throat hurts*

*Wakes up and takes multi vitamin*

“I am the picture of health. Self care is important. Namaste, bitches.”

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

@TheRealEmShadyy Have you tried Keto? I felt the same until I started!

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

Got rid of my sugar cravings through an egg fast and now consistently weighing 120 🤗 Feeling healthy! The number on the scale doesn’t matter, but it feels good to crush a goal in the midst of so much shit going on in my life lol.

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

My life is a soap opera. That’s it, I’m convinced. Either that or someone has my voodoo doll and is seriously fucked up.

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

@Dest13098 Seeeeee I have Twitter. I’ve followed you for like two years hahaha!

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

So stressed I’m in a size 3 pants 🤦🏻‍���️ need to get back to the gym so I can gain muscle back.

[Adaptive Heart @MaggieJLand]

People who betray someone in the worst way possible, knowing they have complete trust in them, should go to hell.

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just