Meg

In a perfect world, there would only be nice pens that make you love your handwriting and snuggly kittens and lovely books near warm tea

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

The first cd I ever owned was matchbox 20. I just realized the words are “and I don’t know if I’ve ever been truly loved by a hand that’s touched me” and I’d probably have fewer daddy issues if he just left for cigarettes and never came back.

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

I still think Alabama is the worst #mobilealabama #alabama https://t.co/kXuutG5XQu

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

How far north do you have to go before they stop counting cemeteries as attractions? #mobilealabama #mardigrasmobile https://t.co/1BVgsuKmcY

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

“What would you like for your birthday?” I don’t know, therapy?

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

@gabart24 I am, unfortunately, still alive.

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

@gabart24 Love you too bitch. Damn.

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

@gabart24 At least she likes you now?

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

I have in my tinder bio that I’m into true crime. Should I specify that I’m good with being murdered but entirely too high strung to be held captive?

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

A herd of #winedeer and the Hanukkah hosta #happyhanukkah https://t.co/0YqtfoICyH

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

For your Christmas viewing pleasure: the sunrise tree and Floofers in his Christmas outfits #christmas #cats https://t.co/HkKrX7T6tx

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

I consider myself a smart person but I will never realize dudes are trying to fuck until it’s so obvious everyone is uncomfortable #awkward #heheldmyhand #jesuswept #meaganhid

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

If you are planning to cast a symbolic vote or abstain from voting altogether, please reconsider. It is more important than ever to avoid complacency.

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

Should I be concerned that there is no doubt in my mind that I am a great fucking waitress and a kinda ok human being?

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

I can’t tell if I like Pete Davidson because I tend to like dudes who look like they were recently paroled or if it’s just a dead dad thing....

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

Y’all. Please tell me this isn’t real. I mean, I for sure know people like this but DAMN

[Isaac Robert @isaactweeting]

One of my best and oldest friends broke up with his high school girlfriend over a decade ago. Today, his wife of 7 years found this absolute ornament in their mailbox.

Just...stop what you're doing and read...🤯🤯🤯

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

I want to be friends with these guys

[Kimberly Adams @KAreports]

Uncle: What are you doing during the lockdown?
Me: I’m learning to play piano! You?
Uncle: I built “Gateway to the Imagination” in my backyard.
Me: 🤩😅

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

All I do is listen to murder podcast and I still can’t remember to lock my apartment door. I know all the podcasters will rip me to shreds when I’m inevitably murdered.

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

I downloaded tinder because aol chatrooms don’t exist anymore and a guy messaged me who is so good looking that’s he’s either a catfish or a murderer trolling for victims

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

@kbocajr Can be

[Meg @MaggieMaeMaybe]

Read if you have a minute. The way America treats the incarcerated isn’t great in good times, we should’ve expected it to get worse during trying times.

[mk @mkkaishian]

Someone at Rikers gave my cell # to others & for a couple of days I’ve been getting calls from people whose loved ones are there. They’ve all said some variation of the same thing — the people there need us to hear what is happening to them. They have asked me to share. THREAD/