Maggie Elizabeth May

• London Girl By Day • New York Girl By Night • California Girl At Heart • Desiderata! 🤟🏼

[Maggie Elizabeth May @MaggieMayFromCA]

I started practicing my Shakespeare monologue, and my dog left the room.
Clearly it’s going well and I’m very talented.

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Can we all just agree to let these guys have some cereal? Why are we keeping it from them??

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

GOP:
•NO on $35 Insulin
•NO on child tax credit
•NO on free school meals
•NO on raising minimum wage
•NO on Inflation Reduction Act
•NO on $10K student loan relief
•NO on Anti-gas price gouging bill
•NO on $2000 COVID relief checks
•YES on billionaire & corporate taxcuts

[C.G. Jung Foundation @cgjungny]

"We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path of life." - C.G.J.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA logic: Raise the voting age to 21 because people need maturity to make this important decision—also any untrained 18-year-old can get a weapon of war and a raped 11 year old girl should be forced to become a mother because reasons.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

An important reminder: Republicans have zero plans to reduce inflation.

However they do have multiple plans to ban abortion nationally, cut Social Security and Medicare, and repeal Democrats’ efforts to lower prescription drug costs.

[Maggie Elizabeth May @MaggieMayFromCA]

On Sundays, my mental health is absolute shit until I win in Fantasy Football

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

How did you meet?

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

“Ok so we voted to fix that dang pothole on Elm. Up next on the city council’s agenda: Should Jennifer survive her ectopic pregnancy?”

[Maggie Elizabeth May @MaggieMayFromCA]

@IHGOneRewards I am a platinum elite member and loyal customer. However the computer system is down at your hotel in Kissimmee, Florida and has been for almost an hour. No one can check into their rooms, no back up plan, and no offer of compensation. In absolute disbelief!

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

A Missouri woman whose water broke at 17 weeks, whose fetus was dying inside of her and threatening her life, was denied an abortion. She called a GOP state senator to beg for help getting around the law, and he sent her to an anti-abortion center. https://t.co/gKPJmflhYK

[Erin Brockovich @ErinBrockovich]

Do you see what I’m talking about people? 1 billion crabs! 90% gone.
We have truly fucked this planet but let’s keep arguing about who uses what bathroom. 😤😡🤬🤯

https://t.co/aMxWczIvO5

[𝙴𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚢 @DailyHemingway]

I had an inheritance from my father,
It was the moon and the sun. And though I roam all over the world, The spending of it’s never done.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

did your crushes always like you back or are you funny?

[Mickey @Mickey8255]

Dang HERE’s the Video! PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW ON AND OFF TWITTER…Thank You! And Please RT For DEMOCRACY! 🌊🌊💙🇺🇸❤️

[Eckhart Tolle Quotes @EckTOLLEQuotes]

When you live in complete acceptance of what is, that is the end of all drama in your life. Nobody can even have an argument with you, no matter how hard he or she tries. You cannot have an argument with a fully conscious person.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

My uncle just told me he stole my nose, but it's clearly his thumb. What is this woke bullshit

[Maggie Elizabeth May @MaggieMayFromCA]

@ChloeCondon Bwahahaha 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Val Demings @valdemings]

Retweet if you’re ready for me to unseat Rubio!