If I just baby sat your child for the last 8 hours please be aware that I donโt want to make small talk when you get home, I want my money & I want to leave
If youโre trying to sell me any type of Rodan + Fields, IT Works, beachbody on demand or anything remotely related to these please... kindly... fuck off please
So I was leaving the bar and a girl in the parking lot was like donโt look at me Iโm ugly and my drunk ass was like youโre beautiful and she responds fuck you bitch r u kidding!!!
I saw Joe Baller leaving work yesterday and he hugged me for an entire 3 min and wouldnโt let go. My entire month is made. Still as cute as when we left him ๐ค