Maggie Dale

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

all girls do is watch tiktok and have stomach aches

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

Me to me: “you’re not hungry, you’re bored”

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

I bet you sugarcoat the truth I bet you’re real sweet with her

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

Call me Maggie "self-sabotage” Dale 🙃

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

The whole Lehigh Valley smells like a flooded basement

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Crying and orgasming is basically the same thing, except guys are good at making you cry.

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

On a scale from 1 to running very late, I tried straightening my wet hair 🙃

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

I’m here for Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

How much dry shampoo is too much dry shampoo?

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

A John Mayer kind of Sunday ☕️

[lauv @lauvsongs]

i still think about you

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

@Wizard_of_Yahz Absolutely. “I’m running high dose levo through a 22 in the thumb...and that’s the tea” ☕️

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

I’ve decided to channel my inner Sophie Turner and end change of shift report with “and that’s the tea” to keep things light at the hospital.

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

Well, I guess it’s time to rewatch One Tree Hill again.

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

Whoever writes @GEICO commercials deserves a raise

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

My overwhelming desire to watch chick flicks is grossly out of character and making me uncomfortable

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

@Julia_Dale

[Jameson U.S. @JamesonUS]

If this gets 75K retweets... I can either convince my bosses to bring this to the US... or be fired.

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

*plays “The Man” by @taylorswift13*
My mom: “I feel the same way Taylor”

[Maggie Dale @MaggieMooX3]

JP Saxe - If The World Was Ending (Official Video) ft. Julia Michaels https://t.co/1ZWoErhkWf via @YouTube