maggie i guess

i don’t understand this app.

[helena riley @freshhel]

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

if i tell you my head hurts i don’t want you to ask me if i’ve had enough water. i want you to drop to your knees and scream “she doesn’t deserve this!!!” until god puts me out of my misery

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

2 of the most powerful people in govt:

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

make them go on Hot Ones

[Brooke & Connor Make a Podcast @bncmap]

never met one who doesn't

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i’ve started waking up earlier and it’s making me realize how long days are like omg it just never ends huh

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Me sitting by myself watching Trixie and Katya talk to each other

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Breaking News:

Pop icon Taylor Swift has joined the search for the missing titanic sub.

[abb3rz.bsky.social @abb3rz07]

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

behind every hot girl there is a strong and deep connection to this album

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

Tbh im serving something A lot more sinister than cunt

[ً jannah @latenightkyoto]

be so astronomically for real rn

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 24th birthday to the talented Sabrina Carpenter.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

If you have a gf you can’t let her see roadkill. If she does you have to say “don’t worry it was just an old coat” or something

[Pop Base @PopBase]

6 years ago today, Harry Styles released his self-titled debut solo album.

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

How Jake Gyllenhaal will sleep tonight knowing it’s finally John Mayer’s turn

[The Mandalorian @themandalorian]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou 💚

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

She's excited because she matches her new blankie

[maybe: clare @clur19]

may she rot in hell forever❤️