Maia

Laaaaaaaa!

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Too busy growing up to tweet these days

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Hoodies: perfect containment for vomit

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Got me some amber bling, will be parading it round the village soon #teething necklace #lovedbynature

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Another day, another bumnasty. My work here is done

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I even let the Mother sleep for more than 5 hours last night and she STILL didn't take me to Rock and Rhyme today #can't win #neglected

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Ffs, Mother! Third time is NOT the charm where folding nappies are concerned #prefoldsastorture

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Just forced out yet another evil bumpoooo as revenge for being made to have my second round of jabs on my 4 month birthday. Ha ha suckers

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Does my bum look big in these cloth nappies! #self-conscious

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Hit the bottle today . . . twice!

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Viewed some fab NZ art today, needs moar boobz

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Had the teat today on the beach. This is the life! #Dinnertime