Tom Meyer

Drummer of Idlehood and All in due time

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I was with a woman once who told me i had a donkey dick, but it was because of the smell.

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

@tati_altieri Weird way to ask for nudes but whatever works I guess

[UFC @ufc]

#OnThisDay in 2016, the rivalry was ignited!

@TheNotoriousMMA and @NateDiaz209 battled for the first time in an ABSOLUTE WAR!

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

@Shinedown_7Fold @WhiteCastle Yo @WhiteCastle throw some gift cards our way we’re the best publicity you can get.

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

@Shinedown_7Fold @WhiteCastle I thought that was obvious

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

I swear the only reason I don’t have a perfect 5 star rating on @Uber_NYC is because I get too drunk and always pass out so the driver has to yell at me to wake up.

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

@alien_attitude_ Whatttttt

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

All I drink is coffee beer and water and I’m ok with that

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

I need a new @JenKirkman special!

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

@vkelllz I’d rather not

[Steven Sutherland @Shinedown_7Fold]

I wish I had more followers so we could put this fascist douchebag on blast

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

I’m still on the same shampoo bottle as when louis ck’s time out started

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

@Shinedown_7Fold @LifeStartsNow93 Broly sucks I hope they totally redo him

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

Need beer

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

@tati_altieri Oh believe me I know lol

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

Ayo @ActionBronson let me be your drummer

[Tom Meyer @Maggotforever95]

Hey @BrentMorin I’m still Brent Morin

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

guy on escalator: Hey are you Tony Hawk?
me: yes
him: you still skate?
me: yes, quite often
him: but you're not that recognizable!
me: I'm not sure what that means... but you recognized me, so here we are
him: [blank stare]
- escalator ends -

[luce pussy @DANNYDEVlTHOE]

ppl who use “they was born in a different generation” as an excuse for old ppl being homophobic is so fukin LAME, bitch danny devito is 73 n at la pride RN having the time of his life wearing a rainbow feather boa, u guys r just crusty pieces of SHIT