Maggie

grad student? | hotdog enthusiast

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Somebody has to say it. Being able to build your resume is a privilege. To have the time, money, and resources to take an unpaid internship, study abroad, etc. We need to stop expecting people to be able to pay for experiences. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

It in fact, was not my year.

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Idk why but I just have a feeling that this year will be my year

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

@sphmz This tickles me

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

An idiot. That’s who.

[Ted @trom771]

I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

@lilsadspice @That1teddygirl MA’AM. I am just- speechless. Our charts are scary similar. Ur in my prayers cause we are unwell 😭❤️

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Being in a relationship is hard bc you can’t even be sad in peace?????

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

@itsmeheythere First of all YESSSSSS normalize this shit. But a little part of me wanted this to be clover.

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

In 5th grade my friend showed me the jizz in my pants video (I had no clue what it meant). My dad saw it on the search history and I was grounded for a week. I’m still not over it.

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

My biggest character flaw is that I date men

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

How old are you on a scale from 1 to checking your emails regularly?

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Silence of the Lambs

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Men use 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner and then think they can have an opinion on women’s rights

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Good morning to the girls and gays. It’s going to be a great day.

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Out of curiosity
Who are you voting for this year?

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Do you ever eat spicy food just to feel ✨something✨

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

My toxic trait is thinking if I pay in cash it doesn’t count

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Vote for Joe Biden. That’s it.

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

Who ever is in charge of @JoeBiden’s twitter account needs a raise

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

@jaxonnordstrom This is bad why? The American people after all are the ones who vote

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

How I let a man who looks like a string bean ever hurt my feelings is beyond me

[Maggie @Maggs_Olson]

@itsmeheythere Role play