Maggy May

Startups, tacos, dogs, sass + saas, oxford commas.

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

@fetchpackage you have no cx support, no phone #, your chat is a bot, your response time is days, do I really have to @ you to get some help with a package?

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

Apparently controversial, but why wouldn’t you stand up when the plane lands?

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

@NettePot *just to feel alive

[Nette🍯 @NettePot]

This was a quote from @MaggyyMay because obviously my dad taught me to drive.

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

I have to thank 2020 for making me a better and more creative lawyer. Now when I am drafting contracts, I can use the dumpster fire of actual events that have already occurred to flesh out the worst-case scenarios possible. #legaldrafting 📝

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Me at 3am deep into an anxiety spiral

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

@KristinaNette because the system was created by males 💌

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

#YE album feels like joy riding around in a dreamy space coupe, it’s happy, dark, honest, and optimistic at the same time 🔥☄️

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

How do I find out what song @Alex_Ferreira3 was listening to in the halfpipe? He looked so jacked, you just knew something was going to happen #FreestyleSkiing #WinterOlympics2018 #somuchair

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

When you call your Siri Alexa by mistake

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

Is it just me, or does @gucci1017 look at lot like Ross after he whitened his teeth for too long?

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

Do you ever check out at the grocery store and judge your own groceries through the eyes of the clerk? #lettuceraps

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

Getting off the train today, a man stopped me and said “nice legs.” I didn’t know if I should be offended or say thanks because it was #legday 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

“The peoples of the several states must sink or swim together, and that in the long run prosperity and salvation are in union and not division” -Cardozo #CaseLawTruths

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

@Newsweek Alleged means without proof. But Tori could have told you that, she’s in law school

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

@KristinaNette What is a “baseball place”

[Notorious R.B.G. @NotoriousRBG]

“The pedestal upon which women have been placed has all too often, upon closer inspection, been revealed as a cage." —RBG, 1973 https://t.co/ssRZcBoKD0

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

Putting on your winter coat first time this season and finding a fully loaded @VentraChicago card in the pocket #win #chicagowinters @cta

[Jimmy Chamberlin @jccomplex]

Prayers are with our family friend Fred Nette Road to Recovery https://t.co/gmkQlN4cF9

[Maggy May @MaggyyMay]

I get that when a startup starts up it's a start-up, but when is it no longer a start-up and then what is it? #startup #askingforafriend