Matthew McCarty

Adventurer, magician, brewer, light saber collector, and bona fide nerd. Landscape and adventure photographer.

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@CircleKStores fix your car wash app.

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@mreflow I need the opposite of this where it takes over patiently to actually help my elderly mom “fix” her iPad “issues.”

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@KTLA I believe according to the laws set forth by @pattonoswalt this woman is to be crowned president.

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@KTLA Where else are you supposed to buy those?

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@KTLA I did not have this on my BINGO card.

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@NBCNews What’s next!

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@NBCNews Just when you thought diarrhea couldn’t get any worse.

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@ABC7 How about this girl on TikTok that just died from the same? https://t.co/MINGxUgkmB

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@jasonselvig ...and a Weakend Hero!

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They're all in the same envelope... 🤷🏽‍♂️

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One of the biggest wins for Biden today is securing a job for @JimCarrey for at least the next 4 years.

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@Hersheys might want to check your machines. Several like this in one bag in Pittsburgh.

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@RalphGarman 6 FEET!

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@fixmyfeeder Have you guys had any luck yet? I have two of these damn feeders that still can't connect. Any way I can help? I have some coding knowledge, but I'm not a "coder."

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@owletbabycare Can the "wiggling" display be reduced or disabled? I can see through the camera just fine if she's moving, but the "wiggling" overtakes her bio readings, which is what I'd rather see.

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@meetcircle With everyone forced to use Zoom and other homeschooling practices, I think a great value add would be to create a new thing called "School Time" where everything is locked down, except the bare necessary connections like Zoom and let us schedule it during school.

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@MelindaTaub 5th Element

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@caroljsroth Brain Donors

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@adamcarolla how many "Do not pet" or "service" stickers are needed to make it official?

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Woman brings mini-service horse onto plane, into first class https://t.co/R3tS2z7Orx

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