Merlin (vacation in avalon)

I've been in this wizard incubus tower for 7 months straight and still haven't done the dishes!! 🌸🌸 (all art official or original)

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

what do you mean uber eats doesn't deliver to avalon

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

I raised artoria, and maybe yeah I did cock up a bit, but I'm not taking any blame for anything to do with Mordred, that shit is on her

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

I'm gonna take a nap on the floor by the radiator

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

Oh, hey there. Welcome to my tower. You want some tea? The milk is a bit out of date but I sniffed it, it's fine. How about a biscuit? A gingerbread one, maybe? Anyway. Merry Christmas from Avalon.

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

Tower of floatylon

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

It's a metaphor. My house is really big and long and upright and beautiful and. Yeah it's a metaphor for a pool noodle

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

@MagicalSolomon @MagiMarisays @FlowerIncubus Electric soupaloo

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

@FlowerIncubus @MagiMarisays Oh I thought this was about alcohol and soup seperately

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

@tripleafrog Yeah you got me there

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

As a welcome back present does anyone want to send feet pics

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

@chevaIierduIis well, it was worth a shot

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@MagiMarisays yes, I do both

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

These are the three things I am in this world above all else
1. skinny fat
2. a top
3. not under any circumstances going to do that new challenge quest so if master so much as asks I'll go back on holiday don't try me

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

Ra ra raspriestin, lover of the golden king
he got a dog that uses gáe bolg

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

@FrankenSays you can have my bluray copy of keijo

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

I have been in avalon watching Keijo!!!!!!!! The Animated series since august

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

I bet you guys thought I was dead. I am afraid to say, that you are about to be really, really disappointed

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

Me: hey. hey romani
Romani: go away merlin, im trying to watch anime
Me: my clairvoyance is telling me something really important though
Romani: ok what is it
Me: L dies

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

@elmelloiiibot You're the oldest until someone has the bright idea of summoning ra ra raspriestin..... it's inevitable

[Merlin (vacation in avalon) @MagiMerlinLive]

Everyone's doing lily events so I thought I'd join in but instead of being a cute kid I'm going to be 70 for a bit. what do you think of my idea