★ Muse info!
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× Unlikely to ship
× She's using the best human guise she can, because she thinks its cuter than her demon form
× Demon form pops out when she coughs/sneezes/gets startled
× Is generally an uncaring bitch, it's never personal
Prodding at the chilli with a spoon, Char raises a brow in surprise. Not a single organ or body part used to cut costs! That's a nice change.
"But then I saw the flyers, and I thought: damn, she's determined about this redemption thing! And I can get behind determination."
Char watches the two goat demons flutter away, eyes sparkling. "Oh my god??? They're so cute I could just deep-fry them!"
Luckily they probably cook better than they taste.
"I saw the commercial at work. Your first one, I think? I'm not gonna lie, love - it was a shitshow." -
Char takes a seat opposite the princess, waving a hand and sending her broom to whichever pocket dimension it belongs in.
“I’m here to help make this hotel fit to shepherd poor souls to the Great Upstairs! So please, Your Charlieness, ask away!”
“Oh don’t worry about the ex-star thing! I used to be something of a 𝒷𝒾𝑔 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓁, but I decided to take a break! Totally of my own accord! I’m just saying, if you ever get a stage installed in this place, I got dibs."
Okay rein it in. "But that’s not why I’m here!”
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- “Not to worry! You’re lucky that this ring of hell’s cutest ₑₓ₋star slash waitress slash maid -- has decided to lend you her services! A bit of elbow grease and feminine touch, and I’m gonna help make this hotel just - just LAUNCH sinners right up there!”
“Ha! Heaven, right? Must be just- SO bright up there, with all the -- wait a second NO ONE has been redeemed yet? With the next extermination in like, a month?”
Char’s expression stretches into a rigid smile to keep her expression steady. “Not judging of course!”
She’s judging.
“Just saying, you might wanna move the ‘redemption’ stage of your plan up to the, um. The, uh. Up a bit?” Welp, this is gonna be more difficult than she thought. But Char ain’t no quitter.
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Jogging to catch up on account of the princess’s unfairly long legs, Char claps her hands. “So! Interview! And redemption! How many shitbags have you redeemed so far? Just curious!"
“Ooo, chilli! That’s fancy!”
Char follows along, giving the foyer a good one-over. “I worked at Hateful Hussy Diner for the last few months and we never had anythin’ like that. I mean, we DID have chilli, but it wasn’t made out of mea- anyway!"
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"I saw your commercial! And the five hundred flyers all over town! I figured it was time to move up to a more-”
She squints at the extremely out of place bar seemingly transposed right into the side of the hotel. “- Prrrooofessional establishment?”
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