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@lukeisamazing When my mom was illegally pregnant with my brother, someone reported her to the government and 4 men came to where she works to take her to forced abortion. She only narrowly escaped because the security at the company informed her of this. So shut the fuck up you moron

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@mechabowser @NondescriptRed The kids are simply not allowed to go to school outside of their Hukou and they can only see their parents for like 2 weeks every year when the parents come back home for new year. Just like that our glorious government forcibly separated millions of children from their parents.

[Magic @Magic70289232]

@mechabowser @NondescriptRed As a Chinese this is a very ignorant take for me. There is a very real problem caused by Hukou called the Left-behind children (留守儿童）. These are children left-behind by their parents as the parents go to more prosperous regions for work. The parents do this because (1/2)

[Magic @Magic70289232]

@zoerosebryant He Looks like Steven Lockjaw from One Battle After Another

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@elonmusk USA

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@Kickin_Against @kanon06 @xIngenue It’s kinda like someone who speaks Chinese as their first language will never connect rizz with charisma. Slangs are tricky

[Magic @Magic70289232]

@Kickin_Against @kanon06 @xIngenue It’s 低胸基男。低胸 means a low-cut, and 基男 means gay men. 基 is a slang for gay which came from Cantonese. In Cantonese, 基 is pronounced as “gei”, similar to “gay”

[Magic @Magic70289232]

@kanon06 @xIngenue That’s because this is very difficult to translate. Besides the incoherence I mentioned, they also used a ton of Chinese internet slangs in the passage. I’d say I tried my best to port it to English.

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@xIngenue A note: Although they wrote a lot, many sentences don't make any sense as this is more like an incoherent rambling rant than anything else. So, I omitted some weird parts in the paragraph.

[Magic @Magic70289232]

@xIngenue no need to take care of those perverts who come here to pick up girls, some things are made for men, they are suppressed, they are angry, they are suffering... If you really like soft and feminine and gay, play a different game, wear stockings and suspenders to work every day(2/2

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@apples_dashie @michiiyuri Nobody in Japan cares or even knows about this dumb boycott

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@TheLM10Timeline @ApostolChokoev @therealivacho @phild888 Man we really teaching a grammar lesson here on football twitter lmao

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@ApostolChokoev @TheLM10Timeline @therealivacho @phild888 And to interfere with what? With a promising attack. If they meant to say interfere with the ball, then the rule will be written as “handle the ball to interfere with IT or stop a promising attack”. You didn’t see the it, so it’s talking about interfering the attack.

[Magic @Magic70289232]

@ApostolChokoev @therealivacho @phild888 @TheLM10Timeline I guess English is not your first language because that’s literally a grammatical error. You will have to say “handle the ball to interfere with IT” to mean what you are trying to say. Here, the rule is talking about interfere with THE ATTACK, OR, stop THE ATTACK

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@ApostolChokoev @therealivacho @phild888 @TheLM10Timeline Who needs to learn reading here? He didn’t interfere with a promising attack AND he didn’t stop one. BECAUSE THERE IS NO PROMISING ATTACK

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@phild888 @therealivacho @ApostolChokoev @TheLM10Timeline Yes he would. Did you even read the rules? Messi didn’t get booked because he didn’t interfere with or stop a promising attack. If he’s so immune from getting booked, why did he get one later for complaining to the referee?

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@therealivacho @ApostolChokoev @phild888 @TheLM10Timeline He’s probably saying because Romero got a yellow card Messi should too, which shows he just doesn’t understand the rules

[Magic @Magic70289232]

@therealivacho @ApostolChokoev @phild888 @TheLM10Timeline It’s did happen around minute 45 and Romero rightly got a yellow card for that. So it’s nothing special

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@ApostolChokoev @phild888 @TheLM10Timeline *explicit rule

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@ApostolChokoev @phild888 @TheLM10Timeline Counterattacks are just a special kind of attacks, so there’s no reason to have an explicit for them. And this just ISN’T a promising counterattack either. The ball is no where near the box, all Argentina players are in their own half.