Ovis Magic 8 Puck

Sarcastic hockey machine never breaks. Give me a Shake, Rattle & Roll maybe I’ll answer you #ALLCAPS 🏒🥅 (formerly capitalscat)

[Ovis Magic 8 Puck @Magic8Puck]

Mood:

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@reporterchris 🤮

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Guess I have to update a few of these #ALLCAPS #pokemon #yellowversion

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Need a @JoeBpXp & @Laughlin18 special broadcast

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#ALLCAPS @Capitals

[Chris Cerullo @CJC_95]

There would be steam coming out of my ears if this game were more important for the Capitals.

This is the worst refereeing performance in one of their games I've seen this season.

[Ovis Magic 8 Puck @Magic8Puck]

This hits different when you realize there isn’t even anyone with more than 869

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE MOMENT OVI SCORED HIS 1,000TH CAREER GOAL (INCLUDING PLAYOFFS) 🔥

[Tom Wilson is the goat @tomwilsondagoat]

Charlie Lindgren as soon as the Capitals want to tank

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@sammisilber No long term benefits, didn’t play well, Ovi didn’t score. I’ll take a redo

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@Capitals your ChatGPT prompt needs refining

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@Capitals @Shift4 Try again. Reboot it or something

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@OVECHKlN Not decimating hersheys roster? Only thing I can assume

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@capstrav1s We have centers. This is a damn confusing replacement

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@SWhyno Caps have negative 22 minutes to fix a week of morale bombing

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@sammisilber The announcement: “we had conversations but the market wasn’t there”

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Caps fans: “please make a splash at the deadline!”

@Capitals: -sells cup champ vets and buys almost literally nobody-

Caps fans:

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Im realizing I hate seeing our dudes in other jerseys way more than I feel anything about the trades that happened #ALLCAPS

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@benchrates Placeholder probably a better word than replacement but ok

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Slowly becoming what redskin Super Bowl videos were as a kid. History

[insider joey @AdleyLamarKing]

Forever going to be a capitals hero, 74 will be in the rafters

[Ovis Magic 8 Puck @Magic8Puck]

@Capitals @MedStarHealth The stages of grief:
1️⃣Bargaining (by your team not you)
2️⃣Denial
3️⃣Anger
4️⃣Depression
5️⃣Get a bunch of microphones shoved in your face about it

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@OVECHKlN Never should’ve taken those 2 days off in December