It was Father's Day some days ahí and he missed it, right? Well, whatever... it's not like he'd reject any present from people ir they still want to give them something nice even today.
Even an extended session of rough, nasty sex would be enough...
+ John winked at the lady and opened a portal behind him with a snap of his fingers.
"Where would you like to go? I know good bars in Manchester, in the Trigon's Underworld and a few other places, but... we can go somewhere else you prefer."
"Oh yeah, of course. I've heard it countless times, both as friendly advice and as a passive-aggressive threat..."
He replied nonchalantly, shrugging.
"I thought that being a cosmic entity, you already knew everyone, but oh well... I can still buy you a few drinks, darling."
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I'm aware of that, yeah...
You busy? How? Aren't you a cosmic entity with omniscience, omnipresence and all that omni-shit? Don't you have agents or other death gods under your command?
Just curious, of course...
See how we can get along pretty well, darlin'?
Besides... It's not like you don't have other millions or billions mortal souls to take. What's just a single immortal one?
@theladyhela Oh, please... it's not so bad. Surely she has countless other souls to torture, devour, or... whatever it is she does with them.
Oh, yes, sure... she can count on it; he'll still be dreaming about her. So technically they won't be nightmares.