Magic Darren

Yes, this is the real Magic Darren!

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Battlesnake Stage Times Rebellion Manchester

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Green Jelly at Rebellion Manchester

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Kingfisher on the Masked Singer sounds like Harry Hill to me

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The show starts at 6pm but the doors open at 7pm. Should be an interesting evening.

EISBRECHER https://t.co/cXLIFrxtZB

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@FestwichFest @FestwichFest Is the 2023 layout the same as this map from 2021? Is the VIP entrance in the same place?

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@DavidDo45269416 @Tom29143367 @fesshole There isn't a Spoons at Glasgow Airport, there are two of them.

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Is Twitter still working?

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Chaotic scenes on Blackpool Promenade as we are engulfed by an invasion of flying ants

[Labour Movement for Europe 🌹 🇪🇺 @labour4europe]

Has your cost of living gone down in year 1 of Brexit?

"The price of food will go down."
- @Jacob_Rees_Mogg, 2016

“Our food bills will be lower. Our energy/fuel costs will be lower. Our tax bills will be lower.”
- @DouglasCarswell & @DanielJHannan, 2016

Retweet to remind them.

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@VictoriaCoren "Tia Maria" means "Aunty Mary" in Spanish

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@BorisJohnson, this isn’t a game!

Delays to food and medicine imports will put our lives and livelihoods at risk. In these conditions, #NoDealBrexit would cause huge suffering.

Please act now to stop this disaster.

Please extend the #Brexit transition period and do a deal.

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This wins the Internet

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It would have to be Elves for me

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Blimey!

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@spacex @dalisochaponda The whole world is now wondering why SpaceX deployed the South Korean spy satellite directly above Lake Malawi.

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I signed the open letter asking @asda @Morrisons @LidlGB and @coopuk to join @sainsburys @waitrose @AldiUK and @Tesco & protect the UK’s high food standards by refusing to stock chlorinated chicken or hormone-pumped beef. Will you sign too? https://t.co/oFpID0bEP1

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Comedy is an artform and deserves to be treated as such. Without access to financial support comedy will not exist as we know it.

Sign the open letter to stop comedy being forgotten by government arts funding: https://t.co/ypoLsqmHaC

It's time to #SaveLiveComedy

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I just bought a @Loststock_ box! For just £35, you get £70 worth of clothes and support a family in Bangladesh for a week. Check it out https://t.co/7mFNERmZ60 #LostStock https://t.co/tn56rdyZCM

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@Argos_Online Hi, I need a VAT receipt for an order being delivered today. Your chat is busy with nobody available. Can you help?