MagicMan

Juniors are where the money is and if played right they carry less risk. Also it's who you know and not what you know in this game.

[Melissa 🇨🇦 @MelissaLMRogers]

YIKES 🇨🇦 President Trump just now on USMCA saying he might not renew it

"We don't need anything that Canada has"

This comes after Doug FORD has his reception in Washington cancelled 👀

Buckle up Canada

[The Angel 🖤 @Angel_150913]

In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.

[Melissa 🇨🇦 @MelissaLMRogers]

MASSIVE organized crime network busted in Canada 🇨🇦 All but one are based in Canada, but get this, none of the accused are Canadian citizens 👀

A combined 109 criminal offences linked to organized crime activity, including extortion

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

For a few minutes each year, sunlight makes this Yosemite waterfall look like a river of fire.😍

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Remember when Mr. T sang this Mother’s Day song? No? Let me refresh your memory. 🎶🎶🎶

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

Canadians are writing ‘Return To Sender’ on the 2026 Census.

[The Buck You Will @TheBuckYouWill]

🔥🔥🔥MASS NON-COMPLIANCE IS ORGANICLY HAPPENING FROM COAST TO COAST.🔥🔥🔥

👉“Return to sender.”👈

THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ASK COUNTLESS RETARDED QUESTIONS ABOUT SEXUALITY.

Seriously, fuck off Liberals. No amount of demographic information will allow you to govern any better.

YOU’LL JUST USE THE INFO TO DRAW IMAGINARY LINES TO MAKE BELIEVE DOTS.

(Fine me for not filing it out - I don’t have any money left after groceries and gas, you fucking retards.)

[wastedcanadian @melissacare01]

How to handle the 2026 census
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[wastedcanadian @melissacare01]

This might be the best census return I’ve seen yet 🤣😂🤣

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The Met Gala is peak retarded.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

I knew I'd seen her somewhere

[Yukon Strong 🫎 @YukonStrong]

ELBOWS ALLLLLLL THE WAY UPPPP!

[Josh Ryan 🍁 @joshryanjames]

QE2 near Red Deer, Alberta: Dashcam footage shows Tim Horton's distribution truck with tailgate/lift gate dragging on the road, creating sparks in foggy conditions, with items like a pallet jack visable in the back. https://t.co/ONocB22l1q

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I’m gonna piss off a lot of people saying this again but If a man pays child support, and later find out that the child isn't even his, the mother should have to pay all of it back

[Monteleone @Monteleone3537]

There are only 3 UNELECTED MAJORITY GOVERNMENTS in the world:

1. China

2. North Korea

3. CANADA

[Upper Canadian Cavalier @UCCavalier]

A beaver is attacking an Indian family

The most auspicious of signs...

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!