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@boldyszn

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We want Jesper wallstedt fuck it #mnwild

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Can we just sign Jose Iglesias and get it over with

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When Royce lewis wins MVP I need him to do an ad campaign with dior…

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Royce Lewis off Sean Manaea in the World Series to send Carlos Correa packing

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@zerodarkszn Bailey “more injuries than wins” Ober 👎👎

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New username?

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@zerodarkszn Watching the 2031 World Series when “corfraud” gets his 5th ring and the twins still haven’t won a playoff game 😭

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@crash_memecoot For those two weeks in may he was our best player before Rockhead got him hurt in the outfield…

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@PrimeVarland Team boutta put up 75 wrc+ when Buxton gets hurt

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Kyle Farmer leading the noodle infield to a division title

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@PrimeVarland Wrong padre

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@boldyszn Yes we do I wanna see him hit 50 home runs every year

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Kepler Arraez and SWR for Tatis will feed families man

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@NotRyanMckay2 Smart

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Btw we’ve added less payroll than the guardians just fyi

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@JJettasMVP Yeah he low key needs to be our savior lmaooo

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@RahmanJosh63 I thought we’d at least offer him 300 but apparently we really just said 285 take it or leave it :(

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@CyLouie__ Miranda him Brooks Lee and Kirilloff for the next 8 years maybe Falvey is still cooking…