Will Purcell

i am magic

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

@vueling trying to speak to someone to add a infant to a flight but all operators are busy and have been busy all day and there is no one to email and no option to do it online

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

@thameswater easy plea to follow when one has no water

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

@CraigDavid playing any shows in Miami in Oct/Nov? We are tuning in and chilling out US side for a while so are going to miss the TS5 heat!

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

fig and roll......fig roll!

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

what is brown sauce and why is it in my bacon sandwich?

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

i am thinking that soup was invented by a nincompoop

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

I just got a ÿFD10 off coupon from Jaques London! Come and get one too! http://t.co/uFGu3iv

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

bamboozled by the brazen arrogance and sheer stupidity of these socially inept idiots

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

petit filous....two of the best words ever combined

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

chances of the bottom of the door being level when sawing from both ends and meeting in the middle......not a mouses chance in a cattery

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

jaffa cakes, ribena, sea salt crisps, houmous and cider make cutting slate tiles an absolute pleasure...spirit level abandoned early doors

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

champagne and cheese and crisps and canapes and crackers and clotted cream and cricket......whimsically tickled and gloriously happy

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

recoiling from the effects of petulant stupidity and an infuriating lack of patience....

[Will Purcell @MagicRiver]

just lost half a shortbread dunking it in a cup of coffee....it's a risk worth taking