Gage Feronti

Father/ Meme Lover/ Music Lover/ Singer/ Sober/ Brown

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

Saaame
@GenshinImpact has a level of humor that is unmatched

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Tina Turner was raw. She was powerful. She was unstoppable. And she was unapologetically herself—speaking and singing her truth through joy and pain; triumph and tragedy. Today we join fans around the world in honoring the Queen of Rock and Roll, and a star whose light will never fade.

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

I would love to be a fly on the wall to see @thewillramos reaction to @Sleep_Token new album #sleeptoken #willramos #takemebacktoeden

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

@markiplier @_isaacjon_

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

Hot Take, but I would not be able to stand listening to Charles Martinet’s Mario voice saying actual dialogue other than the usual 5 words he says in games. Not to take away from him, his voice is iconic. But an entire MOVIE in that voice? No thanks. Chris Pratt will do just fine

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

Don’t ever think that I need you. Obviously I’d rather not be alone, but I’ve gotten so god damn good it. If you won’t make an effort, after I’ve made countless, I’ll gladly stop. I be thriving regardless, baby.

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

@DevalerioTaylor Gurl, saaaame

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@DevalerioTaylor Nowhere to go but up then. You got this!

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

Ya know a fish can hear you thinkin’ just before you sneeze?

[desiree @ALetterFromDesi]

I like to imagine that Kevin Malone from the Office is Post Malone’s dad even though he isn’t real.

[Raegan🌼🌸🌺 @_raegz]

What a sad and scary world that crusty, old ass men think they can tell women what they CAN and CAN’T do with their bodies

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

And Happy 10 years, @markiplier. Thank you for the years of art, laughter, and spooks. Here’s to 10 more 🥂🥳

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

It isn’t said nearly enough; @markiplier is a goddamn genius, and a master storyteller.

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

I’ve done a lot of things in my life. A lot of good. A lot of bad. But I just wanted to set the record straight, that I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

@Kammi_Marie Upbeat, loud, sad music on repeat helps me 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

The best compliment I’ve ever gotten:

“You seem like a “born on a Monday” kinda bitch”

[Tommy Bowe @TomeyBones]

If you haven’t been told you’re loved today ...aw! that’s kinda sad :( aw

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

If they every made a live action Naruto, I would like to see @TheEllenShow as Naruto.

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

Getting older never bothered me until I found out, just now, that @Adele’s “Hello” was released in 2015. I swear on everything I love, that I believed it was released MAYBE 2 years ago. I’m having an existential crisis. My life is a lie. Time is a sham.

[Gage Feronti @MagicSeaBagel]

Thank you @BilmuriTweets for spending 4,686 minutes with me this year on @Spotify @Johnny_Franck. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/BkvBMAgMP5

Fuckin’ Crankin’ it, boi