The Magic Tapeworm

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@NicksAllens @tntradioempire

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jimmy Carter Awakens To Learn He Outlived Every Single Person In America https://t.co/1Qb1Df78fn

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@2TallTommy @tntradioempire @NicksAllens Bruce Willis was dead the entire time in The Sixth Sense.

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@tntradioempire
Is “Dementia” the dog?

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Why is that, @NicksAllens? @tntradioempire

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@neilbelieves

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Pass the mashed potatoes

[Todd N Tyler @tntradioempire]

How’s it taste grandma?

[Todd N Tyler @tntradioempire]

He was your hero. Stay classy Husker fans.

[The Magic Tapeworm @MagicTapeworm]

Congratulations to @GregMortonComic for his big win today on @tntradioempire !!!

[Todd N Tyler @tntradioempire]

@GregMortonComic live tomorrow morning! Can’t wait to see our old friend. @funnyboneomaha

[The Magic Tapeworm @MagicTapeworm]

@tntradioempire Great episode title! #WackinInTheCock

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I figured you’d know the difference between correlation and causation. Or is “logic” in “Markov logic networks” meant to be ironic?

[Pedro Domingos @pmddomingos]

In 2020 America suffered its worst murder-rate increase in history, but I'm sure it had nothing to do with BLM: https://t.co/LRSw0g4dud

[The Magic Tapeworm @MagicTapeworm]

Sure, you said more. You also complained that your daughter’s dance classes were canceled. I complain that: People. Are. Dying. #FuckLarry

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

@MagicTapeworm @traitortrumpy I actually said more than that pulled out piece.

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@traitortrumpy "Whitney...insinuated that Gaylor Baird doesn't care about Lincoln because she's not originally from the city." @GitRDoneLarry, I'm not originally from LNK either, but have lived here half my life and raised two kids, and I clearly care much more about LNK than you do. #FuckLarry

[The Magic Tapeworm @MagicTapeworm]

Agreed. @marcustheatres makes the Best. Grilled. Cheese.

[Colin Hanks @ColinHanks]

To be clear, I DESPERATELY MISS GOING TO THE MOVIES.

[The Magic Tapeworm @MagicTapeworm]

I think that the losing team’s nickname is the Falcons https://t.co/n3vIAOa4gv

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Nice deviled eggs, DOUCHE! 😀

[Nick Allen @NicksAllens]

Lots to be thankful for. Here’s to you and yours....

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Is NU a basketball school now?

[Max'sDad @traitortrumpy]

I know it’s McNeese State but #Nebrasketball looks like there is some talent there #GBR

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@tntradioempire needs to raise awareness of this crisis. #AllGreatTitsMatter

[The Independent @Independent]

Climate crisis could kill off great tits, scientists warn https://t.co/pZSvpFzrTU

[The Magic Tapeworm @MagicTapeworm]

@DrsMeena, my band-aid fell off before I took the picture, but here you go. Where should I mail it? #RideTheSHOTWAVE #StandUpForScience

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Where are the raisins?

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He said he was going to a car wash three blocks away. 48th & O is 13 blocks away from Gateway. There’s a car wash across the street from Gateway that was open. He wanted everyone to see what he wrote on his own truck. #FuckThisGuy

[Todd N Tyler @tntradioempire]

Bullshit! @OWHnews