Anthony Carr

Manchester United. Sir Alex is God, Rooney Is Pope. Beer Rules and liverpool suck arse.

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

Man city should upgrade there council house to the Olympic stadium. And get out of manchester
#stadiumisgorgous

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

Don't you h8 nobhead drivers in the wet
"it's a long straight 40"
Let's do 15
#tool

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

Ooooh one cornetooooooooo
#jubileeconcert

[Zora Suleman @ZoraSuleman]

Finally after all these decades of getting screwed over @ #eurovision we can vote for which country we hate the most &make them go bankrupt

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

I want Greece, Spain or Ireland to win
Because they can't afford it
Lol

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

How have Greece afforded the flight
#eurovision

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

The new tenacious d album is epic
#TD

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

There is one thing good about the city result (despite taking to the extra time
When we win again outs going to hurt them so much more
#mufc

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

@andymsky #breivik
Let him read his peace and then hang him,
Regardless of opinion, faith and nationality
You just don't shoot kids

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

#manutd #mancity @WayneRooney http://t.co/CVn7XBN2

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

@CelebJuice can't BELIVE I just saw Keith giving head.
Girls get your tissues

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

My cat is watching puss in boots literally.
#smartcat

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

Britain to wipe buenos aires off the map
#starshiptroppers
Fuck you @seanpenn

[King Charles III (parody) @Charles_HRH]

Dear Sean Penn, sod off. Regards, Prince Charles.

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

@SeanPenn oi dickhead. Would you be saying the same if china wanted Hawaii
Fuck no. Fucking yank sticking your nose in.

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

At least the commentary on channel 5 is better
#manutd #arsenal

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

My followers have defected to this profile
#howdoyouknowme

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

Ossasuna fans singing viva ronaldo
#fuckyoubarca
#mufc

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Gutted capello has quit. Good guy and top coach. Got to be english to replace him. Harry redknapp for me.

[Anthony Carr @Magic_Elmo]

Walking to shop and a dog is barking.
Then a single gun shot.
No more dog.
#poordoggy #manchester