Magical Ham Shake

"Give it a bacon rub?"
- Magical Ham Shake, Amateur Comedian

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This guys not smart

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Trump: "They want to raid Medicare to pay for socialism."

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@Berry7777777 @willsommer @josh_emerson Checking these sites or contracting STDS?

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@willsommer @josh_emerson I always feel like I've contracted an STD when I check The_Donald. I think that if I visited the Qanon subreddit, I would need to take a shower IRL afterwards. T_D is bad enough. I can't even imagine how terrible the Qanon subreddit is.

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@CBSNews I'm am so grateful that a bunch of hypocrites who investigated the hell out of Hillary now get to see what real investigations look like.

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@realDonaldTrump It's a private company. They can do whatever they want.

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I'm hoping @DanRather's next book is titled Would You Rather?

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@thehill These people are nuts.

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@thehill For those who don't know https://t.co/He2NrdQ2VI

[Fauxlanthropist @dekdarion]

Closed casket. Hello? Is there anybody in there? #Qanon

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@ASankin I want to shake that man's hand and buy him a beer. I wish I had thought of that level of trolling.

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@GOP, I thought you were the party of family values? Oh yeah, that's right. You're the party of white family values. If they're brown or black or whatever, you don't give a shit about them. #GOP #MAGA? #Republicans #BlueWave2018

[ACLU @ACLU]

Reminder: The consequences of family separation will far out-last this administration.

Watch one family's reunion after months of separation. #FamiliesBelongTogether

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@AZJayhawk1 @walterowensgrpa @AP No, his other wife--Ruth. He's a polygamist.

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@WeWuzBoomers This means you now have to assume the role of Qanon. Enjoy your newfound fame among the world's craziest idiots.

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@Enquirer @AccusedPodcast What a way to make lemonade out of lying treasonous bastards.

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@GovMikeHuckabee It's sad that you call yourself a Christian and that you used to be a pastor. Grow up, Mike.

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@WeWuzBoomers Them boomers smoked too much crack and drank too much lead.

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@CNN This reporter is too good looking to be trusted. I don't feel safe around him.

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I lost a follower for that tweet earlier. Some people just lack courage to embrace the true diversity that they need in their lives.

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@yesthatCarlo Jesus did this. That's the only reasonable answer.