Sarah Crilly

... and that's okay with me.

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

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[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Probably will freak my dad out next time I go home. https://t.co/1GNWx7TmjO

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Goodbye vine ;) a repeat of "Perfect". https://t.co/9PJS6DWRMa

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

As a non-smoker, I find it incredibly rude to smoke (anything) at places that clearly say no smoking that people have to be at.

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

When you find out your conservative mom voted to legalize recreational marijuana, but you voted against it... I nearly died of laughter.

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Last night there was a most terrifying thunder sound that woke me up. Luckily,Joe was there to get kicked and clawed as survival kicked in.

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

willy_daugthry's photo https://t.co/0yJiXyBZKM

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Customer:"I'm looking for a case for my phone" *pulls out $15-30 flip phone* Me:"Why?..."

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

When you are in an art museum in a historic building with a glass ceiling and everything shakes violently... #earthquakes

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

When you just bought new bras and then realize you went down 2 cups from weight loss a few days later. >:(

[! @DarkerThanAkon]

when she says she wants a guy like u but u r a guy like u

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Then someone stole the scrappy men's rope belt I had wrapped on it... At least I helped someone hold up their pants!

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

1st someone put a newspaper on my seat so it wouldn't get wet.

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

3rd time something weird has happens redrawing my bike while it is locked up.

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Is there a magical bike fairy? Who fixed my bike chain while I was at work?

[Joseph @GodzillasBane]

Possibly the most depressing thing I've seen all year. @Pokemon #PokeGo

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

When Taco Bell gives you a nacho supreme instead of a nacho bell grande... Why you gotta do me like this Taco Bell? #tacobell

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Another day at the office. https://t.co/CB65BVEdLl

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

"You guys open?" Do we look open? "When you guys open?" The same time as everyone else in the mall.

[Sarah Crilly @MagicalLimaBean]

Taylor Swift is literally the best to listen to during a "breakup".