Ashley

If you don’t hold any ties to me, you might as well leave right now. It’ll save me the trouble of turning you into a mushroom. (Archived... for now.)

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

So the effects of that thing is rather... menacing. Whatever escaped that book zipped off quickly after the spell was preformed.

Well, if the world ends in a couple of days, feel free to blame me and the guy who gave me his blood to finish the spell. I don’t really care anymore.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

Oh. I can talk about the new game now? About time.

‘WarioWare: Get It Together’ is coming out on some day in September. Never bothered to ask which.

Go check it out, I guess. More money for Wario means less work for me.

https://t.co/2nybIntA6v

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

Huh. I thought I had turned my phone into a spider.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@AD_Hilda_ Get off my timeline.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

...I keep trying to talk on here, but I can’t think of anything to talk about.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

Ugh. I just woke up, and I’m still sleepy...

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

...Red’s been sleeping for a few days now. He better wake up soon, because having to rely on these dumb wooden wands isn’t very fun.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@filia_ad No. Not that I know of, at least.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

Morning. Pit will probably be disappointed if I don’t make anymore friends in this place, so, uh... how is everyone, I guess?

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@filia_ad I’m starting to notice similarities here.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@filia_ad Thanks, I guess. Yours isn’t terrible either.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@AD_Nate Not really.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

...I think I’m going to conjure up a horde of skeletons. I’m bored, and seeing people fight them is basically all the excitement I’ll get around here.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@AkiraKurusuP5 And that’s why pets are nuisances.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

And just like that, I’m bored again. Guess I’ll be on this thing while I wait for my potion to cool down.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@ssbu_pit Does it count if my toothbrush does it for me?

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@rosa_unova One second. Going to ask him if I can use my magic to take away your mouth.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

Good morning, or something. I assume everyone’s still alive?

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@rosa_unova Say that again and I remove your ability to speak.

[Ashley @MagicalWitchSSB]

@rosa_unova Pit is quite literally an angel. I would assume he would’ve heard of something like that before it happened.