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[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Trump dumping his Nvidia stock a few weeks before this Chinese spy story dropped is the least shocking thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

Straight to jail.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

Even with symbolic shit, these guys are shmucks. Just go home Pete. Zero decorum.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 BREAKING: A U.S. Army Tomb Guard was forced to reprimand Pete Hegseth and his group after members of the group were caught laughing and loudly talking at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Veterans Day.

“All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times,” the guard shouted.

CNN obtained video of the incident.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

@HawleyMO The fact that defund planned parenthood is even a priority is so laughable. You guys will beat that horse to death even after it’s a ghost.

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

This is the kind of stuff there has to be accountability for. The corruption cannot go unchecked.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Racism Is Alive and Well in Mississippi: They're Trying to Steal a Senate Seat From a Black Man

This is naked voter suppression dressed up as "election integrity." Thousands of Mississippians are being screwed out of their votes right now because the state's Republican secretary of state deliberately used sloppy commercial credit data to purge the rolls — and the mess is landing hardest in a race where a Black Democrat is beating a Republican incumbent.

Scott Colom is narrowly ahead of Cindy Hyde-Smith. That lead is under attack because large numbers of voters were forced onto provisional (affidavit) ballots after their names vanished from the poll books. Both campaigns admit thousands of people were hit. CNN has the receipts.

Andrew Couch is one of the casualties. He'd voted at the same polling place in the last two elections without a problem. On Election Day he was told he was registered in a county he hadn’t lived in for six years. On Monday he was informed his ballot is dead. His reaction: "I'm very upset. If people lose faith in the process… it's going to hurt voter turnout in the future." That's the point.

Secretary of State Michael Watson signed off on using Experian credit data to flag "moved" voters. The result: more than 230,000 people — roughly 1 in 9 registered voters statewide — were dumped into inactive status and left off the poll books before Election Day (Mississippi Today). In a state where over 9 percent of residents are unbanked, this data was always going to be garbage. Experian itself has run away from the whole thing, telling CNN its product "was not designed or intended to validate voter records" and that it stopped working with the state in early 2025.

This isn’t some innocent clerical error. It's the same old Mississippi playbook: make it harder for certain people to vote when the outcome looks like it might go the wrong way. A Black man is on the verge of winning a Senate seat the state hasn't handed to a Democrat in decades, and suddenly the rolls are a disaster. This is Republican racism in action.

[Trevor Lawrence @trevorlawrence]

keep stacking.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

@Acyn Can’t take them serious. Two years with unanimous control of every phase of government, and they didn’t pass a single bill that helped normal people.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

@EricLDaugh

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

BREAKING: Senator Bernie Sanders will NOT support Chuck Schumer as the Senate’s next Majority Leader.

“This election was about change. People want new leadership here in the Senate, so I will not be supporting Chuck,” said Senator Sanders.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

@DUVAL_DOOM Well played.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

@SayomGD The entire offense changed once Jakobi Meyers showed up.

Bates and Davis are difference makers. Also, once we get Davon Hamilton back, our depth is crazy on the line.

[Disgusted Patriot @RomeroJags]

@EmmanuelAcho Howie Roseman also pays for Jordan Davis. Because we surely are not. 600k this year. 4.7M next. 11M the following. So we traded picks for a player that Howie is mostly paying for that we couldn't have afforded otherwise. Almost 20m in dead cap for the Eagles.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

@EmmanuelAcho Cool. See you in February.

[Andrew Gibson @1010XLAG]

James Gladstone STANDING ON BUSINESS!

#DUUUVAL

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

Most corrupt administration in American history.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Whistleblowers tell Democrats documents linked to Trump’s construction projects are being destroyed, per CNN

[Stag @StagBeChillin]

Jordan Davis & Travon Walker reunited.

2 Junkyard Dawgs back together 🥹🔥

#DUUUVAL

[Real is God 🇱🇷🇨🇮 @KingTyse]

The Jags are seemingly “overpaying” in draft capital because they don’t have the cap flexibility to absorb these contracts outright.

The Eagles are eating significant dead cap, while the Falcons are essentially paying Jessie Bates to play for Jax this year.

That’s the trade-off. The Jags are paying a premium in draft capital to preserve cap flexibility while adding impact players.

It may look like an overpay on paper, but you have to account for the money the other teams are absorbing.

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

100000000%

LFG Gladstone!!!

[Brent Martineau @BrentASJax]

I love people who hate the trades for Jaguars. I’ve been who gives a damn about draft picks for years now. For 15 years what did that do for them? Now you’re at the doorstep…you can have the right guard from name your SEC school in the late first round. I’ll take a chance to win the Super Bowl with a known player or two or three. 🙃

[Marc Porter Magee 🎓 @marcportermagee]

“My father was a Republican who worked for Roland Reagan”

[Magicaroni @Magicaroni]

Tell em @housh84 !!! 🫡🔥

[Speakeasy @speakeasytlkshw]

.@Housh84 reacts to the BREAKING NEWS of the Jaguars trading for Eagles DT Jordan Davis!

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